What did lil' Bobby get for christmas? Cancer.

Make a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day... set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life.

whats the difference between a black and a bunk bed? a bunk bed can support 2 kids.

Three men walked into a bar. Despite the fact that the bar was not an oblong piece of solid material as many would assume, the men entered through the tavern door simultaneously and found it most uncomfortable and awkward to be squished up against each other for several moments.

I like the color potato.

Why wouldnt you want to hit a black man that is on a bike with your car? It mite be your bike

Q:Why did the Mexican cross the border? A:To come to America to provide for his starving family.

How does a black man get to his parent's house on Christmas? He drives

A Jew walks into a gas chamber...

What green and eats rocks? Grass, i lied about the rocks

A: What do you call a deer with no eyes? A: I got NoEyeDeer!!!

How will the world end? That information is unknown

What do you get when you take a bag of chips and divide it by 5? a Nike store worker's meal

National security?

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

what's worse than pie? alot of things.

300 terrorists have a contest, they all jump off a tower and die. Who wins? Society.

What did Hitler say to Obama Nothing because Hitler is dead.

Roses are red, Violets are too. I'm colour blind, It's a very depressing infliction.

Why can't Scrillex fish? Because He is too busy to practice fishing.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

Hello! I am Harry Potter, and i will be teaching you pottery today! Yes, call me Mr. Pottery!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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