- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Where can you find the best black man soup? I don't know. Cannibilism is no longer socially acceptable.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

Q: What do you call a black man running for congress? A: Congressional Candidate

What 2 differences does a potato have in common? They both have very thin skin.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Why did the asian man go to the bar with a black man? Because they both wanted to enjoy a few beers in the company of another.

Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Though if the ladder is rickety and she needs someone to steady it for her, two.

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

Why are some people so emotional? Because some their family were hit by a train and then died the next day of lung cancer.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was very scary.

What did the cancer patient say to the other cancer patient? Nothing, he was dead.

Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

What did the little girl who lost her baby teeth want for Christmas? A pony.

Why does Santa live in the north pole? Because his spicy body fat keeps him warm.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

a seal walks into a club.

Why didn't the boy eat his soup? It was to hot.

What does the hulk do when he's angry? Compulsively masturbate.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

What's fat and ugly? Your face ... But only if its fat and ugly

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

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If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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