- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

Did you hear what happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in spring training.

Beans, beans good for the heart, the more you eat the more likely you are to grow into a healthy young man/woman with low risk of heart disease.

Why did the man get ran over by th STREET? Because he crossed the TURTLE!

Teacher: "Kenny, what is the biggest mammal on land?" Kenny: "A stranded whale."

What did the dog get for Christmas? euthanization

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What do you call a kid without any friends? A Sandy Hook survivor

What's the difference between an alien and Obama? - Nothing they are both aliens.

You are a special guy, and I mean that in a really sweet way, but a retard no. Synapses, tell me more please.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

What do you call a man in a pool with no arms and legs? Bob

A man crawled up to a water fountain but fell because he had no legs

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

What has 17 eyes, 43 toes, 11 feet and, 9 heads? A 17 eyed- 43 toed- 11 footed- 9 headed monster.

Q: How to fit 10 babies in a suitcase? A: By blender Q: How to get the babies out of the suitcase? A: Using a straw.

What do you call a black man and a black woman having sex? A husband and wife who love each other very much and are trying to have a baby.

What did the monkey say to the garbage collector? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAA

Two guys walk into a bar. The Third ones a duck

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why do Christian protest against gay marriage? They protest because they believe gay marriage is a sin.

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