a charmander decided to take a swim a.w. j.p.

Why did the woman step away from the kitchen? To pick up her paraplegic son, who had fallen.

Your mother is so fat, she is dying due to obesity and it would be utterly disgusting to make fun of anyone in that situation.

A man is unemployed, ugly, short, fat, smelly and stupid. That's what she said.

Why did the hooker cross the road? Because was a prostitute

What do you call a fish with no I Defected at birth

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

Two men walk into a bar. Realizing that they aren't alcoholics and don't drink, they walk back out.

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Orange. Orange Who? No, this is Homeland Security. We have raised the current terrorism threat level to Orange, which means there is a high risk of terrorist attacks. Please report any suspicious behavior.

Q. How do you make your dog stop barking? A. Take it to the grocery store. Replace it with any popsicle in the fridge.

What do you call six white guys on a bench? Six white guys at the park

what is orange? an orange

what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

7 chickens ran down the road. One ate a spider. He is now the fattest chicken.

Vote this down and get DOXED

How do you stop a lawn mower? You throw a baby under it.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? Because the light was green.

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Microwave

So you're floating down a river on a two story canoe. How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Four because snakes don't have legs.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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