Hoverboards are still not available, and it's already October 21, 2015...

What's worse than having no coffee at the office? Looking out the window on the 100th floor and seeing the cockpit of a Boeing 767.

Refridgerator.

Did you know Helen Keller had a doll house in her back yard? -No Neither did she

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

Why did the bones cross the street? They didn't. The dogs ate them.

Tic tac toe Your mother and I are getting a divorce.

what do you get if you cross the mafia and the yakuza? a hefty bounty on your head

A. why'd the chicken cross the road? B.a dog got hit by a bus.

How many fingers am i holding up? 4

Q: How do you kill a goblin if the fries are next to the sushi? A: Yes. Walruses have nostrils and rubber chickens don't like microwaves!

Bin laden walks into a bar oh wait he's dead.

A mute man writes a joke that would only be funny to blind people.

Vote this down and get DOXED

A homeless man walks into a bar. The bartender says, "What will it be?" The homeless man says, "Nothing. I have no money."

My friends new nickname is hawk-eye! He is a jackass...

What did the gay kid in high school say? I'm straight.

I was just thinking of how much i laughed at the challenger launch.

whats the diffrence 2 gay people and 1 gay person? A 1 person diffrence

The continent of Africa is mired in corruption, poverty, food crises, disease, and the exploitation of its resources. Happy Kwanzaa

Knock Knock Come in! :)

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning sorted by their relative IPA chartings, to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

You idiot thats 9 letters

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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