Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

What's the difference between an egg and a Llama? The'yre both not lamps.

where did little suzie go during 9/11 EVERYWHERE...

Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

whats long, hard, and full of semen? A submarine

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

Ben has 3 apples and Charlie has 2 apples, how many carrots can fit in my anus? Banana, because cows have 4 legs

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

chuck norris once kicked a man verry hard that man proceded to lose contiosness and chuck norris was disqualified from the martial arts compatition

Knock Knock Who's there? Sally Sally who? Haha I'm just kidding, I'm Jorge.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Roes are red, Violets are blue, This poem doesn't rhyme, You're entire family has died. The plane that they were on went down due to a flock of geese getting sucked into the engine. They were visiting you for your twenty fifth birthday and wanted to surprise you. there were no survivors.

Why did Sally drop her ice cream cone? Because she had no arms. Knock, Knock! Who's there? Not Sally.

MOTHER OF GOD! Someone get this horse out of here!

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Shea's sty....

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

Knock Knock Who's there? The police. The police who? Your wife has been killed in a car accident.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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