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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the farmer left the gait open.

What's worse than hitting your funny bone? Nothing

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

What's black and white and read all over? Half a zebra.

What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

What did the black man see when he looked in the mirror? His reflection.

Q. whats the difference between a trampoline and a pile of dead babies? A. I dont jump on my trampoline with metal cleats.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

how many babies dose it take to paint a fence it depends on how hard you throw them

why wuz 6 afraid of 7 7 had a gun

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

A guy walks into a bar and orders a drink. The bartender asks why the long face. The guy responds because cancer is a horrible disease. Oh yah did I mention the guy has cancer? $

Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

Why did the man jump off the bridge. Because he found his beloved wife cheating on him with his life-long friend that he meet when they both where in pre-school.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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