- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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2 loaves of bread were in a bar they did nothing as they are inanimate objects

What did the little girl with cancer get for Christmas? Chemotherapy.

Sad reality is that, you have a tab open just for ponies don't you?

What's worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What's worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings.

a kid walks into a room and confesses to his mother he is gay the mother then repeatedly beats him until he is bleeding out of both ears then leaves him there to think about what he just said.

Why did the baby fall off the swing? It had no arms or legs. Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in the face.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Haulocaust Whats worse that the Holocaust? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What happened to Sally, did she get that cough checked out? A: She died while driving there and got in a 12 car pileup.

"Hey, do you guys wanna hear a joke?!" -no, shut up.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

Why couldnt the woman wear her new necklace? She was decapitated

why cant women draw perfect circles? no one can becouse it is virtually impossible

Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

you give like i give lomain

vatalk you are retarded!!!!!

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Not your cheese.

Whats the diffrence between a white and a black guy? one of them is black

Knock Knock Who’s there? Your son Your son who? Your son who’s sick of having a paranoid mother who won’t just open the door!

Knock knock" my mom says not to talk to strangers!"

A group of black people are arrested for murder, what do you need? A better prison.

What do you call a blonde in a library? Lost

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