- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy bad at telling jokes? Billy was sexually abused as a child and humour was never really part of his life

Why is Diarreah genetic? It runs in your genes.

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

A depressed man walks into a bar. He has a drink and heads back to his apartment. On the way he was killed by another man attempting to commit suicide due to depression.

How do you torture Helen Keller? Tie her down and plant a bamboo seed under her.

John: Spell IT Mike: Q-U-A-D-R-A-M-E-C-H-A-N-I-C-S

Q. what happend to the guy who walked by an alley in new york? A. he got beat up by a robber wich took hes money, cellphone, keys and his abillity to walk.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to the buchter.

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot

Wanna hear a joke? Ruddell had sex.

what did the black guy get from churches chicken? fried chicken.

WHAT THE BABIES?!

What makes you hate life and feel good at the same time? A rapist.

hey guys im gay

Why didn't the TV turn on? Nobody switched it on.

Little Billy rested his head on the pile of bricks. It had been a hard day for Little Billy, but, in less than an hour, he would finally see his worm again.

There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

why can't the bat see? Because it's made of metal

An underage man walks into a bar. He then was shot and kicked out of the bar. An overage person found the body. What age is he? Normal Age

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was being chased by a wolf, who promptly ate the chicken when they arrived at the other side.

Why was Yabba annoyed? Because the idiots who do the audio description voiceover for Timmy Time on BBC iPlayer frequently refer to her as a male even though she is clearly a female duck.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

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