- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats worst then geting a used condom put in your mouth geting wraped by mario then lugi

Why couldn't Jimmy wash his hair? He has leukemia and therefore no longer has hair.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, that's why I'm asking you.

Up High. high fives In The Middle high fives Down Low high fives In the Grass high fives You've been diagnosed with prostate cancer.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

What time is it when an elephant sits on your fence? About 4:30, unless he's running late, stuck in traffic, had to get gas.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Since chickens cannot speak, it is difficult to say.

Why did the little boy wipe his face with a towel? It was covered with his dog's blood after getting hit by a bus.

What's the different between a blond and a brunette? Blondes taste better when cut into small pieces and fried in a skillet.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

Why doesn't God like pizza? Because he doesn't exist.

What has four legs and rocks? Your baby kitten that just got stoned to death.

What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

What's Arabs' cutlery? Bread

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was suicidal

What is worse that a bee sting? 2 bee stings what is worse that 2 bee sting? Kony what is wose than Kony? 3 bee stings what is worse than 3 bee sting? being allergic to bee stings

Why was the napkin wet? Some water was on it

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Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

How do you get someone to come out of the closet? Unlock it

If life hands you melons, you might be dyslexic.

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