- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

what's Mexicans favourite sport? Cross country.

What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

Two turtles are in a bathtub. One turtle says to the other turtle "Hey, can you pass the soap". The other turtle says "what do you think I am, a toaster?"

Theres two things i hate in this world... racists . . . and black people

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

Why was the boy walking in circles? One of his feet was nailed to the floor...

what did the rabbi say to the priest? jesus christ, your breath stinks.

Any similarity between Jesse and a human is purely coincidental!

How many dinosaurs does it take to fill a pool? I don't know and no one will know as they are extinct organisms

So a woman goes to the doctor for an ultra-sound. The doctor says I have good news. The woman inquisitively replies what is it doctor, the doctor replies ; Your baby is Dead.

A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

Why did Muhammad pray to Jesus? Because he has low self esteem and didn't believe in himself.

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

What did the horse get for Christmas? Starvation and neglect because its owner has been dead for three months of old age and he was a raging, angry, achoholic so no one cared if hey was dead and/or bothered to see if he was alive

There once was an old lady who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, her vagina fell off.

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

What's a Gingers favorite drink? Coke!

why was the asian kid the only one to get an A+ in the test? He spent the longest time studying and was therefore better prepared than the other students.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Yes

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