- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the different between a white guy and a black guy? The white guy makes his money, and the black guy steels the white guys money.

There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Osama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

A husband and wife just had a baby, and he came out black.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Would you mind turning your music down a bit please? I have reports to write."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Okay, seriously I'm done. I try to make a joke but I don't think I can do it anymore. I'm not funny I'm just a little coward who offers nothing to life. I should just kill myself. Fuck this joke, fuck you.

How is a monkey like a bicycle? They can both climb trees. Except for the bicycle.

Where did Adolf go as a vacation after the war? Hell

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

How did the Muslim girl get pregnant? She was brutally raped on the streets of Baghdad.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Im a Jew, Fart yourself.

When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

Knock knock. Who's there? It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert. It's the police, mam. We need to speak to you about your son Robert who? Mam, he was in an accident. Could you open the door please?

Leading a hike.. Kid falls off a cliff and dies. Who cleans him up? Bear.

Your mom is so ugly, she suffers from severe depression and regularly contemplates suicide.

A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

I just threw up..In my pants.

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Where's my tractor?

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

The past the present and the future walk into a bar it made no logical sense that three things that will always contradict each other exist with each other and can walk into a bar without limbs or being alive it wasn't tense it made no sense

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