What's the difference between a cheeseburger and a dead baby............I don't j!zz on the cheeseburger before I eat it.

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how many mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 283,000,322,249,390

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how do you make a little girl cry?? Kill her family

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What did the munchy alzhemiers farmer say about his missing tractor? Where's my tators?

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How does shit taste?\ Good.

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A black man walks into a sporting goods store and pulls out a gun! Then he returns it and leaves.

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A white man and a black woman walk into a bar, they both fell in love and lived happily together until their 25 year old son had gotten in too a car crash Luckily their son lived

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Person One: Knock Knock Person Two: Whos there? Person One: You can see its obviously me because theres not really a door there.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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Your mom is so old, I am surprised she can still own a house and function on her own.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why was the black man killed? He committed a serious crime and was issued the death penalty.

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David: Hey Bill. Do you know what the most common place for a Democrat to work is? Bill: No. David: An insane Asylum, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a black person to work is? Bill: No. David: A prison, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a 20th centrury undercover German Jew to work is? Bill: No. David: A morge, so they can be with their friends and family. David: Do you know what the most common place for a Scientologist to work is? Bill: No. David: With Democrats. (Writen by Ben, avid Anti-Scienctologist)

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Uber Driver: "Hey I'm close, where are you?" Me: "oh, I see you!" Uber Driver: "Are you that guy in the middle of the road?" Me: "yeah, floor it"

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Whats the difference between Tina Turner and dead babies? I have never fu*ked Tina Turner before.

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What's better than a gold brick? 2 gold bricks.

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How do you have problems paying your monthly mortgage if you live in a box emmanuel

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A woman walks into a doctor's office and says "Doctor, my water just broke." The doctor replies "Get off my carpet."

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Why? Why not?

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A man walks in to a bar, what does he say? Ouch.

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How high is the sky? True or False

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What happened when the blonde girl threw a grenade? The enemy pulled the pin and threw it back

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How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

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A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

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