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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Emily sit in a lonely corner? Because she just wanted to okay!

whats green and smells like red paint? green paint

what happened to the kid who opened the goldfish? he got eaten by a cixelsyd dinosaur

How many pairings of animals did Moses collect before the rain started? 1. 500 2. 50000 3. 500000000 4. Nobody really knows 5. It was Noah... Moral: Lol.

Q: Why couldn' the muslim eat pork? A: Because he had been raped and killed by a giant scorpion.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Knock Knock WHO'S THERE?????!!! y u mad? u have been knocking at the doors for 5 hours now, mom

what do you get when you cross a red snugulo and a blue glurga? your on acid

Yo mama so ugly everybody died. The End.

What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

whats worse than having ice cream and not eating it? Being lactose intolerant

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

How many gays does it take to change a lightbulb? It's COMPLETELY circumstantial.

Chuck Norris doesn't just have a chin underneath his beard. He also has part of his neck underneath his beard.

why did your mum die young because she had canser

What did the doctors tell the boy with cancer who is on his way to being released from the hospital? "you are going to die," why give him hope and be proved wrong. This way if they are wrong the whole situation is a miracle, if they are right..... "I told you so"

Shush girl, shut your lips do the Helen Keller and advocate the rights the disabled.

penis haha

Politics

Did you know that all of the seasons are named after coils of metal? Except Winter... And Autum... And Summer...

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

Roses are red Violets are blue The more you know

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

roses are red violets are blue just telling you in case you didnt know

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