Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

How do you call a cat for it's dinner? Come here cat!

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

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What's the difference between Wayne Gretzky and Courtney Love? They have different proffesions

Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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A mass murderer ran into a bar full of people. He first shot a man. What did the man say when the murderer shot him? Nothing, he was hit in the head and instantly died before he could say anything.

Guess who thinks your pretty? Hellen Keller

Knock Knock. Who's there? I left my car keys inside.

How to you kill a pizza guy? Shoot him in the face.

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino. It just isn't relephant.

What happens when you search andreas' mum in google? You are redirected to man porn

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

What is the difference between John and John Nothing

Knock Knock Who's there Doctor Doctor Who

Rebecca Black sings a song.

What did the homosexual community have last night? A protest for gay rights.

What starts with F and ends in UCK? Firetruck. What starts with P and ends in ORN? Popcorn. What starts with S and ends in HIT? Shit.

Jimmy is taking a walk to Dairy Queen he walks into an allyway where he is shot with a 44 magnum and later dies in hospital his family morns

What liquid is white and sticky and annoying to get on your hand? Glue.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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