Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What do you get when you cross a man, with Alzheimers disease?

Whats worse than the holocaust? Nothing.

a black guy hates chicken.

A horse walks into a bar The bartender says "why the long face?" The horse says nothing, because he's a horse The bartender soon relizes there is a horse in his bar, and calls animal control

What happenswhen a geman shepard jumps into a lake? it gets wet

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

What's worse than someone who thinks Sting is a nice guy? Sting.

How did the old man die? His family locked him in the basement and then burned the house

why did Sarah fall out of the swing? she had no arms. Knock knock. who's there? not Sarah.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

Terry has ebola

Why did the man go to Cantabria, Spain? Because he liked potatoes... jk

roses ar red violets ar blue i have aids

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

A man comes into a bar. Wait, it's a horse. A man comes into a horse.

Yo mama so fat she has to wear large clothes

why would a man mistake a watermelon for AK-47? i dont know. The man probably has mental issues.

Christianity.

Cleveland winning something

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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