- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses Are Red , Violets Are Blue , Go Die .

Everytime someone says Jamie on this website, he's referring to Dylan, cause he's to insecure to write jokes about anyone else. Please direct all jokes at Dylan Hodge, 14 years of age, living in Queensland, Australia, come to his house to watch the f a g man, suck his mothers p e n i s.

Q: why was the women out of the kitchen? A: Probably to partake in one of her many hobbies.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

A Christian and an Atheist are in a bar, the Christian turns to the Atheist and says "If you don't believe in god you will go to hell." The Atheist replies "Your Mom doesn't believe in god." And then turns around to order another drink.

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

Whats the difference beetween a pilgrim and a jack-o-lantern? Jack-o-lanters didn't discover america.

Bags of delicious poop.

Whats the biggest party fowl? Murder

Yo mamma so fat not even Dora can explore her

7+5=12

Is it closer to Minneapolis, or by bus?

Whose your daddy? Not me

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

whats worse than school? Summer school

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You don't

why did they bury bin laden at sea? because he died

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Who is John Galt?

There was a bunch of kids on a bus. One boy yelled "Look a squirrel!" Nobody saw it because he's dyslexic

If God created the world, including man kind, why do we worship him? We are corrupt, selfcentered, animal slaughterers. He made us this. So, Why?

Why didn't the teenager go to high school? He was murdered

If your mom is a teacher and your dad is a gynecologist, how many pancakes does it take to stack on top of a dog house roof? 12. Because footballs don't have feathers.

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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