Its true, he didnt write that!!

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

NASCAR

Guess what? Bananas

Roses are stools, Violets are bums, sugar is knit, thank you, LSD.

A bear just broke into my house and im scared…...... Oh wait thats just my 350 pound teacher… now i'm even scareder

why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

Why can't Ray Charles see? Because he's dead.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

What do you call 17 blondes standing in a row? most certainly not Charles because it seems as though it would be incrediblely unlikley that a girl would be named Charles

Why didn't the boy cross the road? Because there was traffic moving at high speed and he didn't want to be paralyzed from the waist down

If you rewind Gozilla, it's about a giant lizard that helps rebuild a burnig city, and then goes back into the ocean again...

What's long, hard, and full of seamen... A Submarine

Knock Knock. Who's there? I am. I am who? You are you.

What did the old lady call the black pilot who's name was Marcus? Marcus

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he.

why wouldnt you come to the dark side? i spit in the cookies

What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist!

Actually it was me Josh brown

A whore walks in to a bar. She soon finds her John and they leave to his hotel room.

Roses are Verbotten Violets are Verbotten Anti-jokes is Verbotten Everything is Verbotten boats aren't Verbotten

Roses are red Violets are blue Horses that lose Are made into glue

Hehe 9/11 Funny Stuff If you know what I mean!!

How many women does it take to screw in a lightbulb? ...get back in the kitchen, I'm hungry

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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MOAR??

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