- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats fat, green and hairy? Nothing I would pleasure myself to.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What do you call a lubia chin jew slave? Kia

Why did Sandra fall of the swing? She had no arms... Knock Knock Who is there? Not Sandra

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

why is kool-aid so sweet? Because it contains sugar

A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

Why did the baby stop crying? I hit him with a brick.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Shit on her face

That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? Depends how hard you throw 'em.

what do you call a man with cheese on his face? cheese face

Q: Why did the grand mother drop her cane? A: She got pused out a window.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

why did the Mexican fall and not the black man. i don't know, go ask the Asian.

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