- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse then getting socks on Christmas? Being murdered by a bear.

What smells like dead rats? Dead hamsters

A jewish man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder, the bartender asks "where'd you get that" the man replied "at a pet shop"

A jew walks in the german bar, the jew is captured tortured, raped, and shot along with his entire family

What's black and white and enforces the rules at football games? A referee? Wow you're really smart.

why did the black person cross the road to get to his lynched sister

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Someone left the gate open.

How many Bedouins do you need to change a light bulb? 2, one is changing the bulb and the second is powering the generator.

What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

A man walks into a bar, but it was a gay bar, and the man was a homosexual so he stayed and had fun then later that night he went home to his girlfriend

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

Why should you be concerned if you see a black midget with no arms and no legs falling off a building? He might get hurt.

what leaves a bigger memory than a passionate kiss? A STAB WOUND!

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

Who is the fattest mexican on the earth? Not Osama because he's dead...and he wasn't mexican..

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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