- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you make your neighbor mad? A. Run his kids over.

A man walks into a bar, drinks, then leaves the bar.

What is the deferince between a lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a lamborghini in my garage.

A Jew and a German meet by chance in a bar. They exchange pleasantries and order drinks. At the end of the evening they leave, having made a friend.

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Whats funnier than 24. ... DEEZ NUTS.

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Why did the Chinese man fall down the stairs? He was shot in the face.

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

what did the girl said to the stalker? i dont know cuz if i did, i would be a stalker

what is 2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2+2-2+2x0 20

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven killed all of six's family

Q: What did zero say to the eight? A: Nice belt

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get the bag.

Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the bird fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the squirrel.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

The name "Hunter Barksdale".

What's white, black and can't fit through a man hole? A nun with a spear in their head

A blonde runs into her house. She died in a tragic backdraft fire. Always check to see if the doorknob is warm.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

A cowboy rides into town and stays the weekend but then leaves on Wednesday, how is this possible? He was alive for the weekend and died on Sunday, his body left on Wednesday. Now get a job and be happy with your life.

Mini mouse was brutally killed n Oakland Now Mickey is a Chinese member of the crips in Compton Remember don't forget to see the new Disney movie, Mickey Goes Gang-Bangin

when the zombie apocolypse comes what do you do? you die

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