- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I would write a racist joke, but racism is offensive

What do humans and fish both have in common? They both live underwater, apart from humans.

One of my nipples is a different colour from the other two. Is this normal? The Doctor replied with the answer no and said you have cancer

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the little boy cry? Because he was badly burnt in a house fire.

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

If i wanted your 2 cents i'd rob you

Q how do you feel? A with a series of nerve endings, that send signals to my brain

What's worse than seeing a real joke on this website? Having diarrhea.

who is an indian that can not shoot a bow and arrow? David

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

Roses are red violets are blue faces like yours belong in a zoo don't be mad I'll be there too not in a cage but laughing at you

What did the mentally retarded kid get in his iq test drewl

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The loss of originality in anti joke formats. And hypocrisy.

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

Where there is a will, there is generally a grieving family... I miss you, dad.

A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Why did the boy Drop his Ice Cream? Because he was hit by a bus.

Why does manure smell like poop? Because it is poop.

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