What did the man think of when he saw a squadron of military bombers flying over his home? The football game is about to start

You're Like A Book I Want To Put You Down

Q: Why did the guy ring the doorbell? A: Because he was sick of all the crappy knock-knock jokes

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Boy: Doctor! Doctor! I can't see my legs Doctor: It's because you're blind son

How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

Why was was a black guy carrying a tv out of someone else's house. He was helping them move.

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? "We are both lawyers."

Why did the boy cross the road? Because he was stapled to the chicken.

How do you kill a blue elephant? With a blue elephant gun. How do you kill a white elephant? No there is no such thing as a white elephant gun. You take it's trunk, then strangle it until it turns blue. Then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

What happened to the disabled man who went to Disneyland? He had a great time.

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What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

A duck walks into a bar and the bartender asks, "What'll it be?" The duck says that he should get his doctor on the phone because his hullucinations are getting worse.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's the difference between? Your mom.

To mama so old, she might die soon.

Q: Why does it snow in Canada and not in Mexico? A: Because Canada is far from the equator and Mexico isn't.

What did the black guy, the Mexican guy, and the Chinese guy have for lunch? A sandwich

Q: Why are all black people fast? A: Because the slow ones are in jail.

Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

Roses are red Violets are blue I like your mom Give me some glue

What's worse than a baby in a blender? Two babies in a blender

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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