- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What floats in the toilet and looks like a log? A log.

Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was hit by a car.

Q. Why did the squirrel cross the road? A. Because it was stapled to the chicken.

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What's for dinner tonight? Your mom's vagina.

What did Dave tell me on Tuesday? "It's Wednesday, dumbass."

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. The man apologizes, and the bra assures him not to worry. They both continue on their way. The man wonders what a bra is doing walking around unattached to a woman, especially this late at night.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

Q: Did you hear the joke about Helen Keller? A: Neither did she...

Q: Why was the balloon scared of unicorns? A: Buses dont exist therefore the balloon was just insane.

So once upon a midnight dreery.... In a galaxy far far away that takes place in the past but resembles a technologically advanced future, an evil sith overlord took an innocent Jedi knight and turned him in a cybernetic killing machine. In the end, he dies

What does DNA stand for? The National Association of Dislexics.

Why do nascar drivers wreck Jeff gordon's bad racing Stupidity And kyle buschs great wrecking ability

why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic and its killing his family.

In 2030, what will most people be doing for a living? Using food stamps.

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

If you place a dog next to a cow, they're not the same size

Why are black people so good at basketball because they can jump shoot and steel

What's funnier then a dead baby. Two dead babies.

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