What is the the mistake..... 1 2 3 4 5 6 7

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Why did the boy fail his math test? Because his Mother threw a refrigerator at him.

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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What did the pony say when it lost its voice? Nothing. Ponies are incapable of speech.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms! Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah!

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A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

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SQUID DOMINATION!!! Squids WILL Take Over the World!!!

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Whats black and red inside? A black guy

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What did the girl get for her birthday? the Plan B pill

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Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She had no arms.

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Person 1: So now that were friends on facebook, you wanna hang out? Person 2: No I'd rather not.

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Q: Whats Red And Has Socks? A: An Apple, I Lied About The Socks..

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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A man wearing dark sunglasses walks into a convenience store with a dog on a leash. He goes to the middle of the store, and he starts swinging the dog around over his head by the leash. The store clerk comes over and asks, "what are you doing?" The man replies, "Ajiohskdcojqpowuskncvlkzb" Not knowing what else to do, the clerk calls 911. It turns out the man's name is Ruprict, and he has escaped from the local mental institution. A police officer shortly arrives to bring Ruprict back to the hospital.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Is your refrigerator running? If so, it sounds like you've got a well manufactured, correctly working appliance. If not, you might want to either have a technician come over and look at it or you should simply replace it with a working one.

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haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

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who needs to get a different hairstyle to his boyo? josh roberts

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Why did the bear eat the asian? It was hungry

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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just imagine like a whole dad no imagine like 1000 dads an army of dads ready to conquer

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