- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do you call a man who is addicted to alcohol... an alcoholic

What are blacks scared of? The kkk

that moment when the last few ceral are like "Come on catch me bitch"

Q: What do you call a nun in a wheelchair A: Handicapped.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I'm locked in someone's basement, Please help me.

Two friends are sitting on a couch watching TV. One friend accidently turned on a pornography channel. The other friend felt awkward and went home.

Why doesn't Austin have sex? Because when his wife gets hot he puts dirt on her and hits her with a shovel

How many like does it take to get to the Tootsie Roll center of a Tootsie Pop? As many as it takes.

A young couple just gave birth to their first child and the doctor says, I’ve good some good news and some bad news, what do you want first? Give us the bad news first, the parents reply. Your baby has red hair, says the doctor. Well whats the good news, ask the parents. It’s dead.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the mountains? A: Bear food.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

there was a guy who had 2 horses... he entered them into races... they were rubbish... kept losing... so he entered them in 1 big race and said hed get rid of the loser... the horses made a plan to finish it at exactly same time... he heard them talking and said HOW DARE TALK

If i knew people where coming i would have trimed my antlers

Hello Braydon I am at home where are you?

Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

Why did the drunk driver get into an accident? It was a woman.

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what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

when life gives you lemons... squeeze the juice into your eyes.

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

A black man and a midget walk into a bar. They notice the beverages are unreasonably priced so they leave.

Why was the baby crying? Because she had a frog nailed to her face.

what did the dog say when he walked in to a bar? Bark

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