- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a black person and a bicycle? You can sell a bicycle legally.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

Why did the woman shout at the bin? Because she is mentally ill

Your momma's so dumb she graduated high school with a C average.

People used to throw rocks at whores. Now they're throwing wood. Hint. Hint.

Q: How do turn water into wine. A: You don't.

Your mother is so stupid because as a child, she was unable to keep up with what was being taught as she unfortunately had a learning disability.

What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

What does a white man say when you slug him in the face with a club. Ow.

Verbal assault; because battering someone to death with a dictionary has never been so much fun. [L]

Why did the man eat his wife? He was a cannibal

What do fat people and shinease people have in common? They both have a lot of chins.

why don't bears wear shoes? because they have bear feet

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

why didn't paul ride the horse? he was busy

Before her maiden voyage, they told the Titanic she could become anything. So she became a submarine.

So this moose walks into the super-market and asks the lady woman at he counter "Got any potatoes?" Lady woman says "Down Isle 5" So the moose goes down isle 5 and there isn't any potatoes

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

a man walks into a casino, it's the third time this week and he's contemplating suicide.

fun fact for the day: 100% of people that drink water die sooner or later

welcome to anti joke.com. you were expecting an anti joke wernt you.

A seven foot tall kindergartener walks into a bar. He is reduced to tears after being ridiculed for his inordinate height and unappealing physical appearance. A bartender then proceeds to escort him out of the bar for being underaged. -BG_Shank_A

what happened to the asian who failed his math quiz... his parents killed him

What did the gay lifeguard tell the little boy at the pool? No running!

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