Harry Potter: Hey voldemort, you wanna go get our noses pierced?? Voldemort: I killed your parents.

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

What did the paper towel say to the tomato? Nothing.

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

Jose gutierrez is a gay fish.

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

wouldnt it be ironic if chuck norris was shooting blanks

A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

Q:what has 6 legs and rides a unicycle! A: nothing!!! Duh!

I hate Jews The Holocaust

A black man walks into a white man on the street. The white man viciously beats the black man.

What's special about an Irish Parachute ? It's made in Ireland.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None they would just beat the room for being black.

How do you know when your pizza is ready? When the oven timer goes off, indicating that it is done.

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

every knight i see an owl at window

a black man is flying a plane what is his name Joe and the plane crashed and he died because I distracted him with this question

Dwarf Shortage

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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