What do you call a Fat man? You call him by His name because that's the polite thing to do.

Huh, I never succeeded in any of those, and I tried a lot. Please tell me you never gone with something nasty like that...

Why is the boy home alone on Friday night? Because Hitler took he's parents away.

Yesterday, I was assasinated.

Who invented apple? God

How do you make someone cry? Shit on them

This is funny.

What is green and red and is going super fast? A frog in a blender.

Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

Q: If your 17 year-old-daughter is a drug addict, how many cartwheels are you going to have to do to make it to Georgia? A: The French Revolution, because your grandmothers facebook shows an 11 year-old selling Concords to a green alien, which can only mean that over 600 people watch porn daily.

Black guy something something. Anti-racist punchline.

Why is it irrelevant whether someone is a twat or not? Love your neighbour.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

What's similar about a black person and a white person? They're both black, apart from the white person

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

Man I'm Bored Nice to meet you.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: The pilot was a potato.

Q. Whats the diffrence between a squirl and a chipmunk? A. A squirl has a squirl mom and a squirl dad while a chipmunk has a chipmunk mom and a chipmunk dad.

An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

What's funnier than 24? NOTHING!!!

Getting up, the 2nd hardest thing in the morning.

Do the roar!

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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