- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what did the McDonald's cashier say to the fat man ordering a large chocolate milkshake? you want some fries with that shake?

sometimes i put my hands on the floor tuck my head into my cheat and lean forward... because thats how i roll

What did the penguin do in the desert? He died .

Whats really down a black hole? I don't know...The last person to go down one never came back because he died of AIDS.

What did the Buddhist monk say to the hot dog vendor? Monks do not speak.

what is 1 plus 1 i don't know ask your teacher

Ditto, the Slut Pokemon. Ditto is a bisexual f@ggot who will f*ck any Pokemon that moves.

What's johnny's favorite bedtime story? The sound of the subway. Johnny and his father are homeless and can't afford bedtime stories

What did the angry man with tourette syndrome say when he smashed his thumb with a hammer? Ouch.

Why was the plumber sad? Because his family died in a car crash

My name is Corey, and I am Dickbang Majestic. Q: Who is Dickbang Majestic? A: Corey is.

Guy 1: Why does it smell like a wet dog? Guy 2: Because I smell like a wet dog

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

What's worst then finding an worm in your apple. Finding a colony of flesh eating bugs after you toke a bite.

This is no joke. Well, I did warn you.

You ask a German how long it takes to go from Berlin to Amsterdam. He replies, ''About four hours by tank."

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

I have a really funny joke.

Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

Why did the drug dealer get arrested? Cause he was black.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

What would Jesus do? Something worthy of having him nailed to a cross.

Shakespeare walks into a bar, Having just seen someone that has been dead for over 400 years, the young man in the corner quits his drug addiction; it was clearly messing with his brain.

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