Why did Suzie fall off the swings? Because she didn't have arms or legs. Knock, Knock. Who's there? Not Suzie

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What moos like a cow? Another cow

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

How did the black man start his car? He turned on the emission and lightly leaned his foot on either the accelerator or reverse pedal, depending on the position of the car.

I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

why did the man ride the helicopter,because he was hurt horrible in a car accident.

I like to thumb up my own jokes.

How do you make a sandwich out of clay? Shape it like a sandwich

A plumber walks into a bar and the bartender says "What will it be?" and the plumber says "no drinks thank you, I'm here to fix the toilet."

watch me nae nae

Your mama's so fat, she cries daily and regularly questions her purpose in life.

Q. Why was little Timmy crying? A. Because his sister died of cancer.

yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on a bench Men enjoying a day in the park

How do you get your girlfriend's yapping Chihuahua to be quiet? Throw it through a window.

Why were you at a funeral? Someone died.

Two guys walk into a bat, they have a couple drinks then go home, one crashed and died in a horrible drunk driving accident. The other, who took a cab, went home and viciously beat his wife.

Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

What does a eagle and a bunny have in common.. nothing they're two different animals.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

Why cant your mom breathe She chockin on my D**K

What did the cake say to the icing? Come here

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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