why was the blonde confused? because she was born with a low IQ making her mentally retarded.

How do you get Pikachu onto a bus? You ask him politely.

A blonde walks into a bar. That's it.

how many poeple does it take to change a light bulb? you spelled people wrong.

Why did the black guy cross the road? He didn't because he forgot to precede crossing the busy street with caution; therefore he was critically injured and then placed in a hospital.

What's worse than finding out your dad has AIDS? Finding out your little brother also has it, but you and your mother don't.

Q: What's white, is Mel Gibson, and would kill someone if it fell out of a tree? A: Mel Gibson.

There once was a man from Peru. Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. I shot him in the head. With a bullet made of lead. So now he's dead. No more eating of shoes.

How many dead babies can you fit in a telephone booth? Mmm, strange question for my HSC maths exam...

Why did the man leave anti-joke.com? Because he realized that it was time for dinner and the ham was burning.

Q: What do you call a girl who wears a tuxedo to prom? A: Comfortable with the way she looks.

Why did the goat cross the street? It was running away from the Tsunami

What happened to the kid who brome his neck? He died.

How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

You know what happens when there's an awkward silence... Everyone feels a little bit uncomfortable for a brief moment in time.

What was so funny about my sister getting raped? Nothing, there's never anything funny about someone getting raped, especially when it is a close friend or family member

what happens when a panther and a gorilla fight? i dont know i never seen it before.

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Roses are gray, violets are gray. I'm color blind.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

A black man has a job.

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

A young girl walks into a dark alley. She emerges a few minutes later unharmed and goes about her day.

roses are red. vilets are blue. I'm getting hungry. make me some food...bitch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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