what did the black guy ge for christmas? a speeding ticket

Biggest lie in America: Sorry, that was my last stick of gum.

Q. How did the blind man cross the road A. By an abmulance which took him to the hospital because his first attempt to cross was unsuccessful and the hospital was conventeintly located on the other side of the road.

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did Justin Bieber jump out of the airplane? He didn't, i pushed him

A white guy, a black guy, and an asian guy are all sitting on a park bench. They share several minutes of uncomfortable silence due to cultural differences.

whats fat and sits on a toilet? a fat guy sitting on the toilet

Why did the boy fall off the swings? He had no arms.

what did the cop say to the robber... freeze bitch hope you like prison food and penis

What do you call a horse with bread on its ears? Boris, because that's his name.

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What's redder than a red apple? 2 red apples

A priest, a rabbi, and a minister walk into a bar. The three of them discuss theology for quite some time and then begin approach various patrons with invites to attend their respective Sunday services.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? Nothing. His parents are dead and Santa doesn't exist.

What's Funny About A Black Man Being Shot? Nothing, That Man Was My Friend.

Q: What do you call black guys running down a hill? A: Black guys running down a hill.

Why couldn't the kid get in to see the pirate movie? It was rated PG-13, and he was only 11. Plus, he had no money, and his mother didn't want him watching movies like that.

Why did the cook throw up at McDonalds? Because his pay check was made out to the Ronald McDonald Foundation.

a black man is chasing a white man,, "sir you dropped your wallet'!!

aodhan hearty is a fruit fly

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Bushes are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot. what do you call a woman flying a plane? 9/11.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sunflowers are yellow And daisies can be a wide variety of colours.

how do you get lady gaga to wake up in the morning? Hit her with a brick

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