Who was the best Call of Duty World at War Player? A: Hitler he had 6 million kills and only 1 death

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks "what will you have". The man says "Friendship" and bursts out crying. At this point he is making a scene and security will have too be called.

why did the man take a poo because his rectum exploded

Why is red? He was just murmured by a phycopath.

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Why couldn't the infant read the book? Because he was blind.

Q: How do you fit 100 Jews in a car? A: 2 in the front, 3 in the back and 95 in the ash tray.

Why didn't Superman save anyone on September 11? He was in a wheelchair.

This is sparta No this is patrick

what is racecar backwards in reverse

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Determined.

why is justin bieber so pale? Because he hasn't come out of the closet.

Why was Jimmy sad? Because he was about to be shot for attempting to assassinate the president.

If God gives you lemons you find a new God

What happens if you punch a girl? An equal rights protest.

Why do bears go to school on Sunday's? They don't, bears don't go to school.

what did the bannana say to the milk carton. nothing bannanas cant talk and their on the other side of the store

Yo Momma is not fat.

I said no! Its not funny... Maybe a little but stop it, I am having trouble enough finding out which comments are mine as it is.

Your mom is so fat that when she wears a yellow raincoat outside, people notice a rather large woman who is enjoying the weather and wearing a yellow raincoat.

What do you call a muslim in an airport? A muslim going on vacation you racist bastard.

Why Couldn't the pirates see the movie? Because the mall strictly enforced local curfew laws ; and one of the pirates was unable to provide a valid form of identification.

Why are anti jokes not funny.... Because they make sense.

A man was walking home when a little boy ran up to him. He said "hey mister, how do you sleep apples?" Then the man wasn't sure why he asked him so he spelled it out for him "that's easy my boy, A-P-P-L-E" the little boy said "you said pee pee!" Then he laughed and ran off

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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