A horse walked into a bar. The bartender served him a beer and said "why the long face?", to which the horse replied "neigh". The bartender was later fired for incompetence and serving beer to a horse.

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

roses are red, windows are clear, get off your ass and bring me a beer

Why couldn't the Nativity have taken place in France? The winters are not warm enough to sleep in an animal cave without getting hypothermia, and there was no census taking place at the time.

What do you can a preschool on fire? A very dangerouse situation

why couldn't jonny ride on a swing? he had no arms or legs why didn't jonny have any arms or legs? he's a potato!

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing, because if it's black and white, it can't be red.

yo mama is so fat she has more body mass than a skinny person

Why's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Biting into a worm and finding a golden ticket

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Weed.

What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

Whats pink red and silver? A baby chewing on reason blades. Whats pink red silver and smells bad? Same baby two weeks later.

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

What do a black man and a cop have in common? They are both not cabbages.

speech and debate.

why was 6 afraid of 7? 6 was a pussy.

What does Mitt Romney approve of flip flops? They feel good on his feet.

What is Lady Gaga's real name? Who the crap knows?

Your momma's so fat, when Jesus said, "Let there be light!," she had to scoot over.

Your momma is so dumb that her IQ is 3 standard deviations below that of an average person.

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