Why did the chicken cross the road Time for you to get a watch

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What is a dogs favorite color? Gray due to the fact that they cant see any other color

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What's black and white and red all over? A modern abstract painting

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Why couldn't the Asian man drive very well? He was blind from birth.

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A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

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How did the retarded, blind child win the Special Olympics? He didn't, he died of terminal lung cancer the year before. R.I.P.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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So a ninja walks into a bar and he sees a cowboy and the ninja says i will kill you with my mad ninja skills and the cowboy says who needs mad ninja skills when you got a gun

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Santa Clause, a smart blonde, and the Queen of England all jump out of a plane, which hits the ground first? Galileo's theory tells us that all objects fall at the same speed regardless of weight, so they all hit simultaneously.

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Q-What was Hitlers favorite hobby to proceed in when he was sad? A- Manipulating populations and raping,torturing and mutilating the Jewish population.

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whats worse then being a black kid with out a father? is not that bad it happens all the time

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Knock Knock. Who's there? William. William who? You friend...William...you invited me over.. Can I come in?

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I Have A Dog Named Woof Woof A Chicken Called Clucky A Cow Named Moo And A Pig Named Oink Lol Jks I Was Talking About My Wife

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What did the fat kid eat for dinner? Salad, he's on a diet.

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A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips violently.

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Whats the difference between the NBA and the WNBA? NBA players make more, have more fans, and play a real sport.

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Q: What do you get if you combine a melody, instrumentation, rhythm, and vocals? A: Um, music, you idiot.

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What is worse then falling into a lava pit? Nothing you idiot.

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What did the black man say to the mexican? Hello

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Guns dont kill people...whoever pulled the trigger kills people

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Womens rights

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What's the difference between a chair and an identical chair? Nothing.

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What did the one battery say to the other? Nothing. Batteries can't talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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