- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What has two legs and bleeds a lot? Half a dog.

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two, but the real question is why there are two flies having sex inside a light bulb.

Why couldn't the dumbass go to colledge? He couldn't open the door.

Whats the difference between a pizza and your mom? Your mom's a bitch.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

Don't tease the fat kids. They have enough on their plates.

Why was the prison full of black people? Because they were all their for security internships.

What did the boy reading the book do? He kept turning pages and reading until he came to the end, closed the book, and put it back onto the book shelf.

If I were a cat, would you help with the toast?

How do you stuff a giraffe into a refrigerator? You can't, giraffes are too big.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sally

I'm black and I will beat your children At checkers, they can have red

What should you give your Italian plumber for a refreshment? Water, because he's probably working so hard that he's thirsty.

What came first the egg or the hen? your mother did, when I had sex with her last night.

Where do the biggest potatoes grow? the ground.

why did those sick people do 2 girls 1 cup? me and my sister got bores.

why couldn't the boy use the computer He could i meant could

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

Knock Knock. Doors open

2 guys shot up a morgue..... 13 bodies remain dead.

what did the person with yellow teeth and the person with white teeth have in common? they have a nose.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

What happened to the man who poo'd too much? He started to eat less because his bowell movements started to cause him serious pain.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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