Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Due to a lack of awareness of its surrounding, it died attempting to cross the road.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's a blind-deaf-mute.

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What did the giraffe say to the walrus? Nothing. Giraffes can't talk. What did the Scotsman say to the walrus? Nothing. Scotsmen can't talk.

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Why do birds suddenly appear? Because they can fly

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a man walks into a bar... his drinking problem is seriously affecting his family

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So I was walking along the beach one day and I see this whale. Then this dolphin named Lennie came up and was like, "Hey whale, how've you been? I haven't seen you in a while." And the whale was like, "Sorry, but I can't talk to you." And Lennie was like, "Whyever not?" And the whale said, "Because I'm not a starfish!"

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? i lost my tractor

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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What do you call a black person flying a plane? A pilot. Duh.

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How do you pick up girls in Auschwitz? With a dustpan

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Why didnt the cannibal like the taste of the comedian? because the comedian smelled very bad and the cannibal forgot to add salt.

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why does the world spin? Chuck Norris says so

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Why the kid fall of his bike? He got hit by a fridge.

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Knock Knock Whos there? Your neighbor.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Scholars maintain that the translations to the chickens journal were lost in a hurricane hundreds of years ago. Therefore, the chicken crossed the road for unknown reasons and died knowing it had a dull, pointless life.

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So I'm at the office and I tell this guy, "Hey can you pass me the stapler. But when you pass it over, make sure there are staples in it 'cause if not, I can't staple anything."

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How do you make a black man cry? Stab his wife.

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Why was the little boy sad? He was recently molested.

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Red are roses, blue are violets I'm dislexic.

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what do you call a blonde who can't drive? a poor driver

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When I grow up, I don't want to be a therapist. I have enough trouble figuring out the problems in my math book.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Why is meth so addicting? Why? Hang on, i gotta go do some meth

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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