Why did the little boy fall down? Be he had the downs.

whats worse than a chicken crossing the road 10 dead babies in a bucket

They see me trollin' They hatin'...

roses are red violets are blue i like elephants

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

What's the best time to go to the dentist? Whenever your appointment is scheduled.

A pterodactyl walks into a bar, bartender says "What'll you have." To which the pterodactyl graciously replies "RAAAAAAAAWWWWWWWRRRRRRRRR." Because pterodactyl's do not speak English.

What did the cancer patient say before they died? I am in so much pain. I love you all

Why did the chicken cross the road? To mutilate the body of a Jewish girl that lay on the other side.

What follows 2 days of rain? Statistically more rain, but you'll have to check the weather report to be sure.

Whats Funnier than the Holacaust? A: Nothing you asshole!

What's black and white and red all over? A newspaper... used to clean up a crime scene.

A guy walks into a bar and is promptly escorted out because he is only 19 years old.

Tommy got neutered.

What's red and blue and goes 105 MPH? A red and blue car.

So I was sitting in traffic the other day... And I got run over.

Whats worse than a pile of dead babies? A live on at the bottom.

-knock knock! -doors open

The man walked into the church and stayed there.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

You mean I have to type in this little box? That's so embarrassing!

how do you kill a giraffe? shoot it

Why did 9/11 take place? Because God hates Satan

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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