What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

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What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

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What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

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Me: Hey mom Mom: Hey Son Me: Whats? for dinner? Mom: I dont know

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I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

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What's black and white and red all over? Michael Jackson after being hit by a train.

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What's brown and white all over? Chad butthole

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What did the players of the all black NBA team say to the white rookie? "Congratulations for making it to the NBA! Your hard work and dedication has certainly paid off."

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Did you ever hear about that rich Mexican?? No. Yeah, me neither.

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Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

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y was man afaid of fire?, cuz its hot

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Q How do you know when a gay walks into a bar A Albert rushes over and starts feeling him up

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What did the chair say to the guy? Nothing, as it is a chair and chairs can't talk

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My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

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Turkey Balls

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There are two eggs sitting in a carton in the refrigerator. The first egg says, "Sure is cold in here, eh?" The second egg replies, "Holy crap! A talking egg!"

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Why did the boy trip over the garden gnome? He didn't trip. He died of a burst artery.

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Why didn't Suzie go to the park? She commited suicide 2 years ago.

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what do u call a blonde in the libary? alexandra wallace

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roses are red violets are blue i have no money could i have some

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was trying to kill himself in the fastest and easiest way due to his drinking problems, which in the first place separated him him from his wife, who is fighting with him in court for custody of there only child ,Steven. He can not even pay the rent on his apartment or hold a job to pay child support..he is also in debt.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Oh, go away

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What happens when you put a baby, a dog and a cat in the same bag They will all most likely suffocate if left in the bag too long

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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