So there were three guys on a plane. they all died.

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What do you tell your dad if he constantly gripes about his balls? He's got testicular cancer and he's going to die a horrible painful death.

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A man walks into a bar. Wait, no, it was a horse. A man walks into a horse

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Why is Obama Care a lie? Cuz he doesn't care!

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so a huge calculator walks into a bar, and a man steps out from behind it, and wipes his forehead.

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What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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A man walks into an airport. He is sexually taken advantage of by TSA employees and suffers from severe depression for years after, eventually becoming gay and divorcing his wife. He then goes on a quest to discover the name of the man who took advantage of him. Once found, the man kills the employee and his family, commits acts of necrophilia upon his corpse in a slightly erotic display of revenge and stalks airports for the rest of his life, fruitlessly attempting to quench an insatiable bloodthirst for TSA workers.

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A. Where was Sally during the boston marathon bombing? Q. Everywhere. www.facebook.com/wowedgy

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nick ya honkin of b.o m8

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What is brown and lives in a toilet? A black homeless man

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The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

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A man walks in to a bar and orders a drink. He has been drinking alone every day since his wife an unborn child died in an horrific car accident.

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What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing. The ocean is inanimate and therefore incapable of speech.

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Why didn't the Mexican dwarf eat his taco? Well, he actually started, but he had already had one earlier. So, he gave half to his friend who gladly accepted the free taco.

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A blond, a brunette, and a redhead are best friends and go shopping together.

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knock knock who's there? The police your family is dead

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Where do you find a quadriplegic? Where you left him

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Q: What happens when two planes both crush a tower in New York City? A: Bad news.

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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What did the monk say to the 1 legged, Asian prostitute Nothing, Monks take a vow of silence.

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why was the clown sad? because his wife left him

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What happened to the fat japanese guy? His house was destroyed by the earthquake.

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1: I heard a great knock knock joke, but you have to start it. 2: Okay, knock knock! 1: Who's there? 2: ???

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Sometimes when I'm horny, I put vinegar on my diick

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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