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What's bad about a Hispanic Women and a White man dating? A: Nothing at all really, unless either of them become involved in drugs, alchohol, or unprotected sex, which can ruin any relationship.

Q: How do u make a butcher cry A: Kill its family

How many lemurs does it take to paint a wall? It depends on how hard you throw them.

Why did the young boy fail his math test? Because he had down syndrome.

Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

A Mexican, German, and a black man walk into a bar... They promptly exit due to the access amount of tobacco fumes in the air.

What has hands but cannot feel? A sociopath; due to his or her mental health condition they are incapable of feeling true emotion.

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Erectile Dysfunction.

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender asks, "Why the long face?" Unable to understand English, the horse shits on the floor and leaves.

who let the dogs out my mom because they're fat and need exercise

What happens when a baby stops crying? it dies.

you walk into a bar Griffin: 'are you ok'

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When's the worst time to use skin moisturizer? When you're a burn victim.

your mom is so fat.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was commiting suicide

You're a country without the "tree". Did you just call me a cunt?

What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

Why do women have boobs? In order to feed their infants

How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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