A dyslexic woman wears a bar.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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taking out the trash... at night

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Don't make jokes about the Holocaust. My grandfather died in the Holocaust. He fell off a watchtower.

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Stop Spam Read Books

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How do you punish Helen Keller You don't, she's dead

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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What do you call a black person who just received a bachlors degree from Havard? A very educated human being.

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How did the blind man end up in the hospital? He didnt see the bus coming.

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Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

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I like your hair

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Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

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whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

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Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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