What did one jobless cancer cell say to the other? Lets go get Jobs.

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What do you call a Mexican with a lawnmower? The guy I'm thinking of is named Pedro. He works hard and takes care of his family.

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There was once a man with a penis so huge, his girlfriend liked their sexual experiences very much. A year later they got married and had kids, however the man got fired from his accounting job and it all went downhill.

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Why was the black boy late for school? He missed the bus

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what's worse than getting beaten by police? Getting beaten by Russian police

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there once was a chicken it was yellow

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Why did the accident happen? The breaks on the car stopped working. Why did the breaks stop working? The driver was drunk.

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knock knock. no one answered so the man at the door went home.

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Why did Colussi miss 2 years of school? -Because he died

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Why couldn't the teenage pirate get into the movie? Because he lacked the required money for the ticket.

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My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm black give me money

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My family is dead

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Your mom's so ugly that after being ridiculed for for year she became very self conscience and killed herself. Her family was very sad for many years.

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knock knock... ...no answer

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your girlfriend is so dumb she is clinically retareded

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What do you call dinosaur flatulence? Jurassic Fart!

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roses are read violets are blue my fanny is orange I have the flu my name is gemma

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sadf

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Two guys walk into a bar, but the third guy is a duck.

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What is the oppisite of water? Dry!

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y u no like me joke?

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My uncle was involved in 9/11... He called me before the plane crashed into the twin towers, his final words were so comforting... "ALLAH AKBAR!!!"

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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