Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

A black guy walks into a bar. He drinks some wine and exits the bar. -Lets Go Mets, not Yankees

Roses are red Violets are silly Grease up your flaps Cause here comes my willy!

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing they just waved

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

Why didn't the black man go to work? He had to attend his sister's funeral, who just recently passed away after her long hard battle with breast cancer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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