- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the father say to his son? I'm leaving and I'm not actually your father.

What's weird about four black men in a toilet? No one got shot.

Q: What does a baby and an old man have in common? A: They both pee in public

Why couldn'nt Sally swing on the swing? Because Sally was a carrot

-What did the policeman say to the boy? -Hello.

What's worse than 10 babies stapled to a tree? The Holocaust.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

I like food. But what's more than that it is necessary for survival. ASIAN!!!!

Where do you guys find all these jokes? Your mom's Vagina

knock knock whos there? steve oh hi steve please come in

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? (Knocker runs for his life).

how do you break up with your girlfriend? talk about their race.

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

i hate black people

Why was the drunk person arrested? He said to a police officer "I'm gay, so shut up you b****."

Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

What is 100(1+1) -100 + 50 x2 - 300? 0. But who cares? The answer is as worthless as you.

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

What did the Watermelon say to its baby? I'll SEED you later!

Q: What's the meaning of life? A: A bush, have you ever been dragged through one? It hurts.

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