I scream. You scream. We all scream. Because there is a rapist in the room.

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What's white and can't climb trees? Yogurt

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Cancer

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You may notice something very odd about this paragraph. There is something strange although you can't figure it out. It is boggling your mind and keeping it from thinking of the real purpose of this paragraph. It is like an enigma in an enigma in an enigma in an enigma. Stop thinking hard and think inside Da Box. I just wasted your valuable time although it's not really valuable if your looking at this website.

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How many dead babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Q:What do African American men call the Internet? A:The Internet

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What do Japan and Haiti have in common? They are both islands.

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There is a blonde a Burnett and a red head. Life goes on.

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Why was little Jimmy sad? Multiple complications including broken bones, a fractured skull, liver disease, and the fact that all his family had been gassed by the Nazis.

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OIO

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how do you get a blonde to stop following you? file a restraining order.

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Aiming with a revolver? That`s fucking overrated. with a heavy powerful revolver such as this one, you do not necessarily need to aim that well at the heart of your enemy in order to blow his brains out.

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you know what is so funny hillary clinton!!!!!!

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What did the Black guy say to the Jew? Lets be equals

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What's big, purple, and smells like children? Barney

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How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

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Knock Knock The doors already open

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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What do you call an animal that is blue, fluffy and lives in the arctic? I don't know and that's why I'm asking you.

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whats green and has wheels? a green tractor.

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Q: What's black, white, and red all over? A: A horribly maimed zebra.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some roses are white 72.4% of Americans are too

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to KFC for his job interview

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obama

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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