- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call an African American sitting on a park bench? Elephant-man (I forgot to mention, he has a giant elephant trunk)

How did the blind man escape the mugger? He ran into a bus.

What do you call a black man running faster than a white man? Usain Bolt

Yo mama is so ugly that she never got married or involved with anyone in her lifetime because everyone was to scared and ashamed to be around her. you're adopted

HEYEEYAHEYAYYAEEAHHAAA

What did the orphan boy get for Christmas? Cancer. What did he get for his birthday? He didn't make it that far...

Q What did Stevens mum say when he asked to be an astronaut A no your heads too big

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? Their both purple. except for the rabbit

What you do if you poo out a slug? Eat it.

BLACK PEOPLE! (im black so its not racist)

why did the kid stop eating his breakfast...two Penn state officials knocked at the door

What does a blonde say when she being raped? Ow it hurts stop... What does the guys who's raping her say? Oh shut up you know you like it...

What do you get when you kill justin beiber? A medal..

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights.

What's worse than waking up with a clown in your bed? Waking up with a dead clown in your bed.

What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

Why was six afraid of seven? He wasn't. that joke is just a way to convince you that seven is a scary number.

Your momma's so fat that she can't pass through some turnstiles and needs go through some other way with people staring and feel sad about it.

Your mamma's so dumb, we are seriously worried she might hurt herself.

Why did the man die? He had a terrible form of flesh-eating bacteria and he suffered a lot of pain.

What's fat, gay, and ugly. A fat, gay, and ugly guy.

Knock Knock Who's there? Ben, you just called me. Aren't we supposed to go jogging. Oh yea, I lost track of time. Is it cold out? Yea it is. You should bring a jacket. Alright, can you get me a water? Yea, no problem. Thankyou.

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

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