Q: What's the difference between a bird and a fly? A: A bird can fly, but a fly can't bird.

It sucks if you have amnesia. It sucks if you have amnesia.

What's the difference between a battered woman and a regular woman. There is absolutely no difference...

You know what sucks ? A vacuum.

What's more annoying than reading a joke you can't understand? ?????

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

what did one wall say to the other wall Nothing because its physically impossible for walls to talk

Yo momma is so fat that she is at a high risk for heart disease and diabetes!

i am a dino. RAWR.

What do you get when you add a cucumber some vinegar some salt and you get..... Macaroni and cheese

What are the similarities between aaron ash and a cow? they both have 7 stomachs.

Why didn't the girl make the basketball team? She has no arms or legs.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, STDs are contagious. Careful who you screw!

WWII veteran screamed! "You damn yellow monkey" "But sir... ...my fur is brown!" Replied the monkey.

So a horse walks into a bar... I forget the rest of the joke but you're mom is a whore..

knock knock whos there? dave dave who ? dave starts to cry because his grandmothers oldtimers has restricted her from remembering her grandson dave.

Why didn't the man go to the movies?? Because he likes pie.

Why do black people like fried chicken? Because it tastes good.

How do you wake up lady GaGa? You po po po poker face!

A black man, a chinese man, and a dog decide to have a race. Unfortunately, they are shot by a sniper on a roof while still in the planning stages.

Whats the difference between a woman and a fridge? A fridge doesn't fart when you take your meat out!

How do you get a baby out of the blender? Pour it

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

Nig gers Jews Bean ers and fa ggots and everyones grandma that died recently, F u c k you there all burning in Hell.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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