- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Tulips are red, Dandelions are red, I lit your garden on fire.

Two monkeys are lying in a tree. Big monkey and little monkey, little monkey bites the big monkey's tale, big monkey starts jumping around the place shouting. Little monkey just starts laughing and takes another sip of whiskey.

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Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face

Why did the seagull fly over the sea, It had wings.

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

How much wood could a wood chuck chuck if a wood chuck could chuck wood? A wood chuck could chuck as much wood as a wood chuck would if a wood chuck could chuck wood.

What do you call a Mentally Challenged Black Man? Whatever Name his parent(s) Gave him at birth.

What did the guy say when he came out of the closet? Where's my green shirt?

why is the man laughing. he isn't, he's just been informed he has testicular cancer.

Why did the baby fall out of the trees? Cause it was dead.

How do you feed 1000 people? Cook 1000 meals .

Whats worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it Biting into a baby and finding a worm in it

What's the difference between an ant and a dinosaur? They are both birds, apart from the ant and the dinosaur

Logan's gay

what do u call a black persons face? a black persons face...

do you know what happened to the bravest warrior in the battle who got stabbed in the foot while trying to rescue puppies from a burning building and dying children? well he took the children and puppies home, and ate them. then the SWAT came in and killed him. so yeah... oh... suck my a s s barf

What happend to the man who walked into a forrest? He got raped by a giant vicious mutant spider

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Many of people would like to know this question. We have not invented a mind reading device and chickens can't communicate with humans. So no one knows

So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

Why was the black guy running away with a sack full of money? He was rushing to local charity to donate the money. It was closing in 2 minutes.

Why isnt Gemma a Surfboarder? .. Because She was a Stillborn. Why isn't Kate a Ballerina? Because She's paralysed. Why isnt Tommy an Olympic High Jumper? Because He's a dwarf.

Q:Whats worse than stubbing your toe? A: Watching a terrorist saw your dads arm off.

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