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a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

A kid had wild unprotected sex. He didn't get an STD or enpregnate the girl.

What did dick Cheney say to his friend that he accidentally shot in the face while quail hunting? Sorry for shooting you in the face

Whats the most fun thing you can do with hangers and a vaccum cleaner? -abort babies

Yo mama's so fat, that we are all extremely concerned for her health.

Why was the boy crying on his birthday? He was being molested by his birthday clown who he was fully aware was his alcoholic costumed father.... And it wasn't his birthday.

Roses are grey Violets are grey Im a dog

a man walks into the bar and say, OUCH!!

What do you call a black man throwing jars of flaming fruit preserves at a Jewish basketball player. MEXICO

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven was a psychopath

One man said to another, "Hey, can you hear that?" "No." He replied.

Q: Why did the Honey Badger cross the road? A: Honey Badger don't care!!!

When life gives you lemonade, give life lemons and it'll be like WTF?!

When life gives you limes, say hey! wait a second ,aren't these meant to be lemons? then kill yourself

What did the hobo get for Christmas? Nothing

What happens when Chuck Norris jumps in the air? He lands.

A dog walks into a bar, the dog is assisting his blind owner

Yo momma's so fat that her weight is completely disproportional to the average weight of someone her age.

Knock knock? Whose there? Colin Come in

what did batman say to robin before they got in the car get in the car

What did the orphan get for his birthday? Shit on.

why did the chinken cross the rode? why? to get to the gay persons house. Knock, Knock. Who's there. the chicken.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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