- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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i tell you whats funny......... what? a fat sudanese man

How do you make a professional gamer cry? You burn his house down.

Once there was a frog. My parents died.

What's worse than watching 5 homeless men have an orgy? Waking up and having to clean the sheets

Friend's sister: how many seconds are in 12 o'clock Friend: alot Friend's sister: WELL THEN 12 O'CLOCK IS A REWERJAJSBDKDJDHRJRJFHFKRJRIDBDKSBSDJ slams door

what is green and smells bad? an orange dolphin that poops out rainbows.

Anne Widdecombe becomes attractive.

Why can't Helen Keller drive? because she's a woman

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding poo in your shoe.

two hippo's were in the lake. The water was up to their eyes. What did one hippo say to the other? I don't know why but i keep thinking it's tuesday.

Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken is subject to speculation.

A drunk guy walks out of an AA meeting.

time to spruce up!

Roses are red. Violets are blue. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT IS.

When Chuck Norris realized that there was a more superior being than himself. What did he say? Suck it Safka

A kid a jew and a child molester walk into a room . what happens next? Nothing there in a room.

What has legs but can't walk? A table...or a dog with four broken legs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it is an animal without a high enough level of intelligence to see the dangers in doing so.

I was just entering the toilet in a transport cafe just as a lorry driver was coming out. "I wouldn't go in there mate if I was you" he said "Why does it smell?" I enquired "No I've just murdered a prostitute"

If pro is the oppisite of con what is the oppiste of progress Congress

Why did the man fall on the floor? He had a heart attack.

why is 6 afraid of 7? haha! because 7 ate 9 no because 7 is black

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Me. Me Who? Me. Uh.

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