Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

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Hitler, Goebbels and Göring walked into a bar. They ordered 3 steins and took their seats in quiet corner of the establishment. After short deliberation they were ready to start work on building a highway that would be the envy of the world.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A mechanical wheelchair.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What is red and ragging? A Hemorrhoid

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the only way to get across

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Tommy got neutered.

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A Dog walked into a bar and the bartenter said 'What can i get you' the dog dident say aneything cuz its a dog!!!!!

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Jeff has 45 candy bars. He eats 40. What does Jeff have? Diabeetus

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Hey, you wanna hear a joke? The holocaust.

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YOUR MOMMA IS SO FAT WHEN SHE JUMPED FOR JOY........she didn't get stuck because there's nothing to get stuck in.

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How do you make a clown happy? You sucks it's dick

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A man walks into a bar an orders a few pints. He then goes home and brutally rapes his wife and chains his staring kids to a fencepost in the backyard along with their deceased dog named Spot.

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Q. What do you call a blonde in a library? A. Lost.

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Wood is brown...... Grass is green...... Now what color are roses?

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What has seven legs and cant walk? A paraplegic, and I lied about five of those legs.

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In a nerd wedding they don't say "i do" They say "i accept the terms and conditions"

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knock knock. who is there ? nobody.you have no friends.

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why can't johnny compete in the track race? because he has no feet.

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Chuck Norris can right-click with a mac mouse

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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Whats sorer than stubbing your toe? Stubbing your toe twice

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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