Ich bin nicht der Anführer

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Why was the hasidic so stupid? He wasn't. He died in the holocaust.

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What do you call cheese that isnt yours? Stolen cheese.

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Why was the jewish boy crying? i lied he was happy.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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What has two leg, but cant walk? A paraplegic.

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I heard that the Boston marathon was a BLAST!

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60+8.99999999=68.99999999 soo close

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An Asian couple walks into a bar, orders a few drinks, pays, and leaves

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Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

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How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

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why did the black man leave his home because there was a hurricane that would have killed him if he stayed.

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Three french men are in the car wearing sombreros. They're trying to get to Disney World.

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A guy walks up to a girl and says: " hey can I have your number so can I have your text you later?" she says " no" he says " why ?" she says" guess" He says " look if you don't like me thats okay, " he gets up and walks away, turns out she doesn't have a cell phone, she was gonna give him her house number to call.

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Why did Martha Stewart's skin hurt? My friend has a skin condition :( and is dying, skin cancer is not something to make fun of.

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What the difference between a ferarri and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage. That would be murder.

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Q) What do you call a black president? A) Mr. President

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If you were in a room with Osama bin Laden, Hitler, and a black guy and you had two bullets, who would you shoot? Seeing as this situation is logically impossible considering that Adolf Hitler died in the year 1945 and Osama bin Laden was born in the year 1957, I would be in a room with just a black guy and two bullets. Then I would proceed not to shoot the black guy on the fact that I enjoy the talking and learning about cultural diversities between the black and white races.

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Why did the fat Jew cross the road? To go to the bicycle shop to fix his puncture

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What's the difference between Jews and pizza? God likes pizza

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What's worse than a real joke on AntiJoke? The Holocaust

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Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

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Why are some people so barbaric? Because some people are German.

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