Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 brutally raped and murdered 6's family

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have multiple personality disorder And so do we

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 6 encountered 7 in the Vietnam War where he killed 6's brothers, leaving him scarred. 6 has countless nightmares due to the numerous visions that reminisce that situation in great deal. Also, 7 had a big hook on his hand, which was very scary.

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Why is Brendan stupid. Because he's mentally retarded due to the fact he was dropped as a chil.d

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If I had a nickel for every time I heard that... I'd most likely have no money as I would spend it all on cocaine.

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who should be competing in the paralympics? Brent the retard!

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My girlfriend gave me her first ever blowjob last night. I came in her mouth and she washed it down with a can of Carling. Obviously she had to get that horrible taste out of her mouth, so she gave me another blowjob.

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What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

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Q: Why is 8 afraid of 9? A:Because 9 killed 8's family

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What starts with Pu and ends with Y, And homosexuals tend not to like them. "Pushy" People.

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What did one cannibal say to the other while they were eating a clown? I don't know... That action was so barbarous that it freaked me out, and I was no longer in the vicinity of the area. Since I don't have supersonic hearing, I couldn't pick up anything they were saying...

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What did taxi driver say to the passenger? Where to, sir?

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Q. Why did the 8 year girl scream and cry when she was raped? A. I have no idea either. I drugged her and taped her mouth closed.

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How do you know your roommate is gay? His dick tastes like shit.

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What's worst than dropping your watch into the gutter? Waking up with a penis on your head.

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Alchohol.

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Why can't Ray Charles see his friends? He's blind. Also he is dead.

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What's harder than killing a baby? My penis while doing it. by: Lucky7 LG

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Gary: Hey Bill, wanna hear a joke? Bill: Yes Gary: Okay.

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Why is yellow afraid of 7? Impossible. Colors have no sense of fear.

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Jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a once in a lifetime expeirence.

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Ben: Something smells like updog. Jenny: What's updog? Ben: Nothin' much

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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