- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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j.p. is dumb

Your mother is so fat. We are all extremely concerned for her health.

Jay Z: a guy eats a gluten free pickle flavored cupcake, what happened? Will ferell: no one knows what it means! It's provocative!!

Im Harold Camping.... and i enjoy scaring the shit out of you

Jane: The house is supposedly worth $ 6 million Jack: No way! The figure is made up.

roses are red, hills are green. i know you're ugly and i know I'm so mean.

why did the plane crash ? Because a loaf of brad was flying it, and Loaves of bread don't fly planes

Why was the man alone? Because he was tied to a tree.

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Why the did black man climb the ladder? To get on the roof of the building to install a satellite dish.

HOREY SHIT!! OMFG!! I win? Yeah I think so.. Wait. Why am I talking to myself.. Aww not again.. My doctor warned me about this.. D:

I was raped oh no he's coming HELP ahhhhhhhhfkaek.k.k.k.k.k.k. vmruieao3 vxm v

how do you kill chuck norris. you don't

Two muffins are in an oven. Ten minutes later we're enjoying delicious muffins together.

What did Mr. Sandman do whrn the boy asked for one too many dreams, nothing because Mr. Sandman was the boys bitch.

Stop making 9/11 jokes their just plane unfunny

What do you call a Christmas tree with lights on it? A Christmas tree with lights on it.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

Why was the little girl sad? Why???? Because an elephant stamped on her, and shat on her.

What is blue and on the bottom of the pool. A drowned baby

Why did the elephant fall out of the tree Because the post man threw a fridge at it

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

An American, an English and a Scottish got in the bar and ordered the same drink. After that they left.

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