- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how come jenny could not fall asleep? their was a man standing outside her window holding a knife

Roses are red, violets are purple.

A.act like u see a banner and say hey do you see that banner over there? B.no what are u talking about A.oh well there's a banner over there

What did the blind man say when you asked hi his favorite color? Nothing he is death too

How many black people does it take to complete the simplest task such as washing their own hair? A shitload! thats why slavery was so populer back in the day. (and gays were big then to because they had to shower together to remember to wash their hair.)

What is orange, has 7 legs, and makes the same noise as a crow? If you can think of something that fits all of those characteristics, you need help

What did the prostitute say to the pimp? Can I have $50? She was found three minutes later beaten to death with a purple cane, and had many imprssions of rings in her skull

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the KFC man was chasing him.

Why did spock look in the toilet he was concerned with his poop

Why was the Mexican running through the desert? A group of bandits had kidnapped his family, raped his sister, drowned his mother, decapitated his father, and now they were coming for him. They are coming...

What happens when you drop a glass of milk? It hits the ground and breaks, depending on what material the glass is made of, acrylic glass or plastic, and the softness of the floor you drop it on,

Have you seen Helen Keller's new car? Neither has Stevie Wonder.

Why couldn't my grandpa use a cell phone? He didn't have hands.

Who would win if Chuck Norris and God fought to the death? None they are both fictional.

Christianity is not a religion; it's a relationship with God.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple ? Finding an apple in your worm !!! ... Wait, what ?

A man and a woman are happily married. The die

What did Batman say to Robin before he got into the car? "Robin, get in the car."

Ambition is like a frog sitting on a Venus Flytrap. The flytrap can bite and bite, but it won't bother the frog because it only has little tiny plant teeth. But some other stuff could happen and it could be like ambition.

Why was the butcher bald? He was undergoing intensive chemotherapy.

Q: Whats worse than 5,000,000 African Americans being killed? A: 1 White person being killed

What happens when a right turn is finally made in NASCAR? The driver has successfully changed his tires and has been refueled, now he is pulling out of pit lane.

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