- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and has 4 wheels?... Grass, I lied about the wheels

Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme Others just don't

a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

What do you call a puppy in alaska? A cold PUPPY!!!!!

How do you get a cat out of a tree? You throw a rock at it

what do you call two indian men lying next to each other? i dont think there is a name for it but im sure you call them by there names.

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What is big, grey, has 8 wheels, can fly, swim and walk. I dunno. Thats why I'm asking

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

What's worse than anti-jokes? The holocaust.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

Yo mommas so fat that when she walked into the ocean all the whales were far away. However, if the whales did happen to be closer to your mom it would be highly improbable that they would sing.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

What's the difference between humans and dogs? 4.

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

NASCAR being considered a sport.

Yo mamas so fat that when a bus hit her she said " who threw that pebble at me"

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