Why did the Chicken cross the road Because he was not happy with his life at a chicken due to the fact take he was going to get eaten by a black man so he hoped that if he crossed the ride and got hit by a car and die he would regenerate into a poisonous frog

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS ROAD?!!! cause he was silly

Knock knock Who's there? Hi would you be interested in learning about Scientology? No

Why was the boy crying? Because he had a frog stapled to his face.

Is this your pen? I wanna go to school, bye!

Knock Knock ............... No one's home.

Whats a frogs favorite year? 2009!

Have you seen Andrea Bocelli's new house? No. He hasn't either.

What's worse than winning the lottery? Anything, really...

Yo momma is so fat when she sat on the i pod she made the i pad!

What do you call a black man doing his taxes? A well respected member of society

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. You honstly thought i would cry over you? Well guess what player, You just got played too!

your face is kinda funny

Yo mama's so ugly, she has difficulty attracting a partner.

why did the clown stop laughing? because it got hit by an axe

What's funny about 3 black men in a car going off a cliff? Nothing. They were my friends.

What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? He has retinopathy of prematurity and was born blind.

Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

What was big and stiff A 30cm ruler

Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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