- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Doesn't matter get in the van.

Artists have unique minds and can rotate shapes within their mind. I'm going to masterbate.

ask me if im a tree are you a tree? yes.

NASCAR being considered a sport.

A man removed Stephen Hawkings hand off his keyboard, what did Stephen say to the man? Nothing his hand isnt on the keyboard.

What do black people eat? Food.

What did the mentally challenged kid get on his test? Drool

Why did the blind man walk into a shop He didin't walked into a wall

What do you call a deer with no legs? Legs in the City

Who wants $300? Me too.

Roses are red, The grass is greener, Every time i'm with you, I touch my wiener.

Knock Knock Who's there??? Your mom

Why did the Jewish girl fall off the swing? Because Amon Goeth shot her in the head from his balcony with his rifle. --Amon Goeth's friend

Knock Knock. Who's There? Your Face.

A dirty joke Three white horse's are walking down a trail one falls in the mud

How many British people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: Two. One to screw in the lightbulb, and one to hold the flashlight because the room is probably dark.

An Irishman walked into a bar, except he would call it a pub, because there are slight differences in vocabulary in different regions, 37 minutes later he walked home safely, fed his cat, read some pages of a book he had been reading, turned the light off and went to bed.

What did the dad say when the irresponsible goth problem child asked for a gun Yes

What happens when three drunk men are driving 80 miles off of a cliff. They all die on impact from the great fall and their family's mourn over their deaths for years to come.

Austin do your class work. Quit looking at anti-jokes. Yes you the one that goes to RRHS.

Why couldn't the boy turn around in the hallway? Becasue he had a javelin through his head

Q: How did the black man own the Lamborgini? A: He was 2 Chainz.

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