- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do black people drink cool-aid? Because it tastes good.

My mom told me to shut up because I was screaming as I was strangled.

what has two feet and is black all over? your mom after she died in a horrific house fire.

I want to tie a baby to the back of a truck then reverse into a wall.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What do you call a man who has lost both his legs, one arm, and half his eye? Larry

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What's the difference between apples and oranges? You can't wash a window with a spade.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings. What's worse than 2 bee stings? The holocaust. What's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings.

What did the toy cowboy say to the man? Nothing, toys can't talk.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

Do you know why i dont write poems Because i thought that violets were violets OTARTS...WAS...HERE

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

What did the Rasta man say when he got his dread stuckin the toilet ?

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? It was my car.

What's brown and sticky? Most forms of excrement.

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

A man walked into a bar. That hurt.

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