In soviet Russia...things are different

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So you are a giggler huh? You ticklish too? Anyway, you ever watched Deathnote? I was gonna ask something kinda important but it disappeared, so you tell me stuff first. Oh, my parents? Well, they where nice and sweet, but lets talk about something cruel and horrible. (If you switch up nice and sweet with cruel and horrible and the opposite, you will get the picture I am trying to pain here) What makes me so much more interesting huh? And why are you afraid you may look like an Alien? HEEEEEY! I am a legal citizen and I am not freaking Mexican!

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your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

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What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

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what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

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what did god say when we made his first nigga oops i acidenlty burnt it

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A racist man walks into an all black church. He has no problem with the people there as he is a black man who hates caucasion people.

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a black guy hates chicken.

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why did the chicken cross the world becuase he had to go in the bathroom

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Sometimes I sit in the bath and pretend im a bubble

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What did the apple say to the Banana? ....Nothing... fruit don't talk

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What did the muslim get for christmas? Nothing.

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Don't make my new Nazi friend upset, or he'll be Fuhrerious

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what electronic vegetable sits in a chair? stephen hawking

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Q. What goes "ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP, ninety-nine CLUMP"? A. Nothing does.

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Chuck Norris can get a nuke in Black Ops.

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A dyslexic walks into church and asks the priest. "Father is there a dog."

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whats the hardest part about eating a vegitable getting your mouth around the wheelchair.

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Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

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What did the penguin say to the other penguin? Nothing, penguins don't talk.

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A man walks into a bar and sees two girls making out. He orders a drink and leaves.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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What is a poop on a poopstick? A pile of poop.

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do u like chicken ? ....no good...cuz its for black people.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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