Sigh... I gotta go to night class studies okay?

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HAHAHAHAHAHA.....shut up your joke isn't better.

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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why did the black man drink grape kool-aid kool-aid refreshed him after a hard days work out in the field picking cotton

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kushagra tyagi

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why did the chicken cross the road. to get to the other side. but it didnt. ROADKILL

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What hapenz when u drnk very hot cup of tea after lunch ............:-> nothing ... Cup becomes empty

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What is the difference between and Jew and a Boy Scout? The Boy Scout comes back from camp.

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An american, a french and a japanese walk into a bar. They are colleagues from the International University of Florida, used to go out together.

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I woke up today

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

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Is your refrigerator running? Yes Wtf?

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Knock Knock Who's there? F F who? F you.

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Roses are black Violets are black I lost my eyesight at two years old and all I see is black.

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Why did the bear fall down? I shot it. Why did the second bear fall down? It tripped over the first one.

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Q: What do you say to a person in a wheelchair who fall downs the stairs? A: Nothing because most likely they would take an elevator.

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Q: How many Jews can you fit in a 4-seater car? A: 4

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Why wasn't the door a door? It was a jar.

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What's red, black, and green all over? This is! I only wish you could see it too - the website wont let me upload a picture - but it is pretty impressive! Oh well.

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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what has wheels and can fly and is purple? A plane i lied about the color purple

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A white man a black man a french man and a mexican are on a sinking ship. The French man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of begets over board. The Black man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of red hot cheetos overboard The Mexican man says "we have too many of these" and throws a bunch of Tacos over board. And then the White man says "we have too many of these" and throws the Mexican man overboard

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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