lol i'm going to hell for laughing at this shit

thumb_up thumb_down -5

haha look at that guys shirt! what's wrong with it? i don't know.. nothing i guess

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

A train conducter conducts at 60mph, when he goes under a bridge he goes at 52mph. When he goes over a hill he goes at 47mph, if he goes under 2 bridges and over 3 hills what did the conductors mother have for dinner that night. Nothing she was raped then promptly murdered.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock Knock. Who`s there? The police, your family were killed in a bakery A German bakery.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Whats the difference between Qantas and Malaysia Airlines? Qantas only looses money.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What has seven ears, four legs and two arms? Nothing.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why was Jimmy so upset? Because both of his parents died.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

thumb_up thumb_down -5

(Something terribly disturbing that people find funny)

thumb_up thumb_down -5

what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Every 60 seconds In Africa......... A minute passes.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How many apple does it take to turn a fridge into a water buffalo? Yellow tactics because of the Minty fragrance

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did the chicken cross the road? There was food on the other side

thumb_up thumb_down -5

What did the waiter say to an overweight customer? May I take your order?

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

thumb_up thumb_down -5

How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Try this on your friends and make them look dumb So a plane crashes on the border between the USA and Canada. Where do you bury the survivors? You don't bury the survivors.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Q:Whats a similarity between your mom and your dad? A:They both hate you -Ryan V

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops