What are the two words that once you hear, You will feel a sudden gush of euphoria followed by immense depression? The Game

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why was the asian women such a bad driver? she was blind and had no arms

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I like my women like I like my coffee, a brewed beverage prepared from the roasted seeds of an evergreen shrub of the genus Coffea.

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Person 1: Why don't you want to date me? Person 2: Because you are ugly Person 1: Why am I ugly? Person 2: Because you have bad features. Person 1: Why do i have bad features? Person 2: It's your genetics. Person 1: Why is it my genetics Person 2: Cuz that's the way god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: Because god's god made you Person 1: Why Person 2: Because the god of god of god made you Person 1: Why? Person 2: That's the way the god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of god of (GOES ON FOREVER!!!) made you.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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whats the best selling shampoo for children and family? gerrmany's shampoo german engineering. i'm not sure I get anti jokes wait you don't need engineering for soap? HITLER DID -audience- thats mean who else was mean? uhh Mao? Stalin? STDS? -audience- no HITERWAS MEAN wat happen to him he became the leader and fuher of germany and was onn world domination? no he died abullet and a pill died killed him oh god 11 million people died because of him and we make jokes about it -its ANITjokes okay? t make this S$75 any better doesn't revive the fallen -okay......... LOL I bet that soap was actually eaten before by actidneet -jesus shutup okay ok.. sorry man .. wait man? single person? but waht abut "audience" I guess I want a crowd as big as hitlers but all I get is my twisted autism - billy turner died from autism and arrested for practicing naziism in public.

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Steven Hawking walks into a bar. Steven Hawking is disabled from the neck down. I lied.

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You can lead a horse to water, and you can pick your friends, but you can't sneeze with your eyes open.

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When was George Washington born? Who the hell knows. He's older than dirt.

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Did you know Hellen Keller had a tree house? Yeah..neither did she.

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What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

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What did the black guy say to you when you took his fried chicken Give me back my chicken

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Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

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There is a bus full of puppies and babies with a plane flying above it carrying 2 tons of explosives. The Bus arrives safely at its destination.

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Knock knock. who's there? your dead cat, here you go.

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1: Why did Suzie have no arms and no legs? 2: Why? 1: Knock Knock? 2: Who's there? 1: Not Suzie

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. What do flowers have to do with this joke I want to tell you?

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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What's black and white and eats like horse? A zebra.

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Q:What does a wheel a triangle and a circle all have in common A:There all round, I lied about the triangle.

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How does a Black Guy eat chicken. Like anyother human-being.

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How did the soup lose his job? He got fired.

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