If Chuck Norris has $5 and you have $5 then all together you have $10. It was announced that the obverse portrait of Alexander Hamiliton would be replaced by the portrait of an undecided woman, starting in the year 2020. If you wait long enough, you can exchange the $10 for the new $10 bill.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

Why did the man staple his own scrotum to his left thigh? He didn't. His friends did.

say sopha king together then sat funny at the end

Have you ever tried grabbing a bottle of 7-up free and walked away with it? Moral: If it says its free, its free ffs!

A man walks into a bar but didn't say anything because he is mute.

I couldn't afford haircuts so I purposely contracted cancer

why did ya dad eat ya food?? because ya sister

Remember when Jesse Ziegenbein was skinny?

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Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What looks like mud, smells like mud and eats mud? An African

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

What do you call cheese that's not yours? Stolen Property.

A horse walks into a bar and orders a drink. What does he order? Nothing. The horse was incapable of speaking English then shat on the floor, kicked over a chair and then left.

Fiona: SHREK! WHERE WERE YOU TONIGHT? Shrek: Out clubbing with the boys. Fiona: What did you do. Shrek: Eat Jews. Borat: iz vedy naaace

womens rights.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

What's your blood type? Red.

Nero? As In Nero7? Septimus? Where you not killed during the raid? I read you got tortured and killed by your own out of mercy.

Q:What's the difference between a Boy scout and a Jew? A:Boy scouts come back from camp.

What is white and long? A New York winter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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