- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Iraqi Suicide bomber bring on the airplane? His Kindle, he enjoys reading books

Roses are red, Violets are purple.

When life gives you gators, make Gatorade.

Knock knock. Who's there? John. John who? John Smith.

How long does it take to build a wall? it depends on how big he wall is

Real Joke: The US Air Force operates Seymour Johnson Air Force Base. It is named for a seaman. Go look it up.

Knock, knock -The door's open.

Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Well, you should, if only for the cultural experience.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Q: How do you know when a woman is about to say something smart? You don't. You just shut up and listen.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

Q: Why didn't Jane cross the road? A: Because Jane is a figment of my imagination and therefore has neither the physical capability to cross this so called "road" nor the initiatory motivation to do so...

In the movie, Full Metal Jacket, my favorite part was when the entire platoon beat PVT. Pyle with hard soap while he was tied down. Actually I am lying. That part was extremely cruel.

how many dead babies can fit in a microwave? 3 1/2

When god hands you lemons .. you find a new god.

What is invisible and smells like cheese? Cheese. I lied about the invisible part, because cheese is not invisible.

What did god say when he saw the first black person? He will do alright for him self

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

Guy 1: "hey look that homeless guy is riding a bike!" Guy 2 " Ya i know and look, there's a dead pro biker other there"

why weren't all the jews wiped out in WW2 the gas bill was too expensive

What did the lawyer name his daughter? Amanda.

1 tip for a flat belly so eating so much u fat bitch

What has a fiery tail and is mentally handicapped? Charetard.

Why did the boy cross the street He didnt he got hit by a plane instead

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