what do you call cheese that isn't yours? not your cheese, you probably stole it.

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What do you call a snake at a snail convention? A snake at a snail convention.

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A black man is seen next to a dead man. Who do you call? The ambulance.

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Q- if a small quiz is a quizicle then whats a small test A- a testicle

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Who enforces the law strongly and forces people to obey them? Terrorists that have seized control of a town.

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what's the funniest joke? wish i knew

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Q: Why was the old man sad? A: Because he has a quarter super glued to the bottom of his foot

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

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Knock knock who's threre me, I kill you

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Why did the guy get glasses? So he could get his dick into the vagina.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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Roses are blue Violets are red I'm colour blind Which is sometimes quite annoying

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To look at the most interesting man in the world.

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What's bad about the the 3 black Jews that just died...... They were my friends

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What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question. However, I do hypothesize that he must be social on this day because this is the opposite of lonely.

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What does a black man do in the bathroom? He Dookies on bobby

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A black guy, a Latino guy and an Asian guy all walk in a bar. What do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

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So a man walks into a bar carrying a giant clock. One of his friends asks, "Hey, whats up with the clock?" His friend then responds, "A goddamned genie gave it to me, i can't take it anymore. Here take his lamp." The man decided to rub the lamp and thinks to himself, "Gee, I'm gonna wish for 1 million dollars." The genie comes out and asks the man, "What wish could i grant you today?" The man says, "I wish i could have 1 million dollars!!" The genie replies, "As you please." All of a sudden, a studded dog collar appears. Then another, and another. Soon there were 1 million dog collars in the bar. The man yells, "WHAT IS THIS?!?! I DIDNT WISH FOR 1 MILLION COLLARS!!!" His friend then replies, "I didn't wish for a giant clock either...."

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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roses are red leather is black when god made you he was smoking crack

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Anti Joke

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