Roses are gray Violets are gray I really wish That I wasn't color blind

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What did little Timmy do in the Library? Read

knock knock whos there make up make up who hahahaha you said make a poo

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Its very nice.

What starts with a 's' and ends in 'ex'? Sex -XH

Ask me if I'm a tree Are you a tree? No

so your snowboarding in the dessert and all four of your tires pop. how many pancakes does it take to cover a dog house. the answer is B. 500 squids

What did the woman say to the black man in bed Good morning honey

Q. Where did Little Timmy go for Christmas? A. Auschwitz

How did the guy survive the plane crash? He didnt, He died like everybody else.

How do you get a girl with two jobs to drop on her knees? Through a penny on the knees

How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

What's wet and sticky? I don't know, glue or something.

Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

A Mormon walks into a bar.

Who invented apple? God

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

A Finn, a Swede and A Norwegian went to an island. The Norwegian shot them all.

What's the difference between you and a sick duck? I forget the rest but your mother's a whore.

To tell the truth... Your really an abortion that grew

-Whats this? -Anti-Jokes.. -Theyre not funny

Q:What did the midget say to the toll booth operator? A: Is your family dead too?

How do you know when it's hot outside? When you walk oside and it's hot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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