What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Where it had just witnessed a horrific car accident involving it's spouse, who died on impact. Eventually the chicken fell into a deep depression, taking it out on his children in the form of physical abuse. Over time, the chicken ended up being alone, having no contact with his kids, having no friends, and living in a massive house with no one else. One day, he had a stroke, and no one called an ambulance because no one knew.

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Why did the skeleton cross the road? It didn't. Anyone who would believe that is a complete moron.

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What did the Frog say to the other Frog? Nothing they can't speak

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What did the Mexican parents name their first born son? Nobody knows. He was adopted by a nice family due to the fact that his biological parents were murdered in cold blood. His foster parents named him Kevin.

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Why was the baker rich? Because he had a lot of money

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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Why was the little boy nervous about playing with the little girl? Because she had gonorrhea.

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Who did the dinosuar, that's pretty fricken awesome!

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a guy walks into the bedroom with a duck in his arms, his wife is in bed half nakid. he then coments out loud this is the pig im f**king. his wife says huny your holding a duck. then he with a serious look on his face says im sory i wasent talking to you

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There was an old lady from Ealing Who had a peculiar feeling She lay on her back Opened her crack And pissed all over the ceiling The old lady then lay in her own waste for over two weeks due to neglect by uncaring nursing home staff. Six months later, a hidden camera documentary on underperforming care homes exposed the abuse and neglect and the old lady went to live with her son and his family. In the early hours of May 14th 2011, the whole family were killed in a house fire that gutted the home and saw fires spread to neighbouring houses. Firefighters say the blaze originated in the spare room and was caused by exposed wiring on an electrical blanket. Forensic experts said that the repeated urination on the blanket would likely corrode the wiring due to the acidic content of urine.

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Why did the robber wear a mask? Because he had eczema.

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who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

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Why are anti jokes so funny? Because they are not

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what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

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what do you call aca that got pushed in a pool ? A WET PUSSY

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What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

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Roses are red Violets are T I T S I like T I T S T I T S

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I got 99 problems but the ability to count ain't one

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why do asprins work? Because they're white

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A man walks into a barbershop. He gets a crew cut and leaves.

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Whats red but smells like blue paint? Red paint

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What do you call a cheese that's not yours? Cheese

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Why is the average lifespan of Black men in the U.S. only about 52? Hundreds of years of oppression and a lack of nutritional, liberal, and vocational education have put them in a position where gathering the resources necessary to live a healthy and safe life are greatly is incredibly difficult.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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