How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Why didn't the boy finish the race? He was handicapped

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What did the blind, deaf and mute kid get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the black fire-fighter do when the house caught fire? The heroic man ran inside and got every animal and person inside to the out side and then proceeded to extinguish the flames with his fire-extinguisher out, thus saving most of the families valuables. He was then awarded a raise in his salary for his heroic valor. Although any fire-fighter could have done this because of the hard work and dedication that is put into training. So really describing the race that this heroic man is was totally pointless.

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Roses are red Violets go poo My name is Dave How bout u

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It's weird how two of the SAME jokes can get different ratings.

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Q: What did the bulbasaur say to the charmanderr?? A: bulbasaurrr

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How do you know when a ghost is lying? I don't know because I've never met one, so from personal experience I couldn't tell you.

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Why was the man upset? His entire family was murdered, skinned, separated into assorted body parts, and stapled to trees.

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Why did the boy lose the race? Because he is morbidly obese.

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What did Mr. Pazdzioch and Mr. Hahn and Mr. Fishers big ass do for fun? Ate Mr. Kilgores shit at shin-go-beek jamboree.

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What is the most hardest math known to man kind? 1+1=?

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Wihat's red, green, and goes 100 miles an hour? A frog in a blender!!!!!

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Why did the boy fail his test? He didn't study.

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A Canadian walks into a bar, he rubs his head, steps around the bar, and walks into a bar. He has a great time hanging out with his friends and having a few drinks

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Hhahahahahhahhahahahahhaahhayournanisdeadhahhahahahahahahah

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Q.Why did the black man go to college? A. What does his race have to do with anything?

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Ring ring yes.This is doctor steve and we got our test results and it seems that you'r son has butinites and you'r kind sytoms are nothing because he is just an ass.

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my name is CC im a little bit retarted but i only drink my own urin and sometimes i like to have a big dinner with poop urin and my friends urin CC for life!!!

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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Why did the little girl drop her teddy bear? Because she was being sexually molested. Why did the little Jewish girl drop her teddy bear? Because gas came out of the shower-head.

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a man walks off of a damn. a damn is not a noun, thus nobody can walk off it

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