- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you can a boy with no arms and no legs? Names!

God made Coke God made Pepsi God made me, Oh so sexy

Set up Punch line.

~Roses Are Red~ ~Violets Are Blue~ ~I Am Straight~ ~Not Sure About You~ ~Tell us?~

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Who are you?

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A duck walks in wal-mart and buys stuff. The cashier ask how hes going to pay and the duck said just put it on my bill.

A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

Why was the man walking down the street late at night? Because he's homeless and has nowhere to stay.

What does a chocolate bar and a dolphin have in common? Nothing

How many people does it take to screw a light bulb? One, it's all the sex they can get.

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

An Irishman walks out of a bar.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

"Hey Jeff, how are you?" "Yes."

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? Biting into an apple and finding 2 worms in it, what's worse than that? The holocaust, whats worse than that? Biting into an apple and finding 3 worms in it

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did Santa get stuck up a chimney? Because there was a family of possums living up there. They ripped his face off.

Yo mama looks so much like a cardboard box, my kindergarten class graduated.

Why did John fall down the stairs? Because John is a paraplegic and there wasn't a sufficient wheelchair ramp at his access.

What do you call a cat without a face ? - Kitty !

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