- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A duck walks into a bar and the bartender--TOAST

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Whats has 6 wheels and can fly? A dumpster, I lied about the flying.

Why did the homeless man kill his dog? Because a drunk rich guy said he'd pay him a hundred dollars if he did.

What did the teacher say to the kid who got a 0 on a multiple choice spelling test? Wow your really dumb. Idiot

Q. Name six animals that live in the north pole A.Four polar-bears and two penguins

Q: John eats 50 cany bars, eats 45, how many does he have now? A: Diabetes

Chuck Norris was once approached by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain. Chuck promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense.

What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

Q: Why do black people like fried chicken? A: Because it tastes delicious!

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

What did the wife get her husband after they had intercourse? A sandwich, because she loved him and knew he was hungry.

What did the pedophile say to the delightfully curly-headed youth? If I can't have you, I'm going to shoot you through the nails with a nail gun.

What's big, hairy and smells like sweat? The big show after a hard days work in the ring.

What happened to to dyslexic giraffe that tripped over a brick. It got back up.

What do you call a guy with aids? Your dad

if your having trouble coming through the back door, try a Butterfinger

whats blue and fluffy? blue fluff.

A. Knock Knock B. There is noone home so the individual goes home

If Selfish Sam has twelve cookies and Tricky Todd asks for three then how many cookies does sam have left? Twelve. Remember he's selfish

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

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