why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

ded on boomer and aodddan

But then it wouldn't be an anti joke ya bellendo

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do you call a man with no arms and legs? An amputee

What's worse than 9/11? FaZe Banks' upload times

Q: what's red and covers an elementary school wall? A: a red crayon

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

WNBA

What did the Rose Bowl say to the Fiesta Bowl? We crushed the Orange Bowl.

I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

knock knock, whos there? billy i dont know who you are, please get away from my front door before i call the authorities

What happens to a banana after it gets sunburnt? It peels.

Q: What's one thing that 5 out of 6 people always agree on? A: Gang Rape

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

A girl falls out of a tree. She got hit by a flying pig.

that feels sooooo good. -is what jacob says when his dogs hump his legs

the story below is a truee story...unfortunately!!!!!!!!! :'(

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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