Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber where walking in New York . They both get ice cream... then bieber gets hit by a bus.

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A black man is setting up contingency measures of protection in his personal place of residence when all of a sudden, several warning alarms sound and a few specialized people with red "combating" devices who were alerted by the blatant scenerio unfolding before them were moving quickly in order to match previously stipulated criteria of value. The black man and his family were partaking in a monthly fire drill unfolding in their own house since they were extremely responsible, law-abiding citizens of the city they were located in that required various kinds ofl saftey precautions to be taken so to mitigate the serious chance that people might be hurt by preventable, residential distasters.

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How Do you put an elephant in a fridge? Open the door put the elephant in and close the door. How do you put a giraffe in a fridge? Open the door take the elephant out put the giraffe in and close the door. The lion king has a meeting with all the animals but one doesn't turn up, which one is it? The giraffe because it's still in the fridge.

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

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How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

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what can't see and has four eyes? a blind kid born with four eyes

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What colour is chocolate? Brown.

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A guy wearing a top hat walks into a bar. He says, "Ow."

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Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

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Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

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What did Geoar Bush say after a journalist ask what he was going to do about Katrina? Where gonna find her we do think she has some connection with Alkida .

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What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

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What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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Why did the boy go to his room? Because his father told him to.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Knock knock. I've got a gun. Knock kn [*BANG!*] [L]

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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