I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

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Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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What do you call a cow that's not cooked? A cow

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Why did Stephen Hawking ask for pizza? Because he was hungry.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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If it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck, its probably a turtle.

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- Mom, you have a banana in you ear. - Son I can't hear you, I have banana in my ear.

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Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

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Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

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What do you get when you fall in love? A guy with a pin to burst your bubble.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

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Prostate exam > Some of these Anti Jokes

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a man walks into a bar... he was then shot to death because he was a slave in the early 1800s

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

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a drunk man got 3 beers and a 5 whiskys

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Roses are red violets are blue im a schizophrenic and i am too.

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Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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