- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A priest, a minister, and a rabbi all walk into a bar. They all say ouch and then continue walking. Although the minister did hit it at a higher speed and ended up with a black eye.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

Are you related to Yoda? because yoda-licious!!!!

Two People runs into a bar. They were thirsty.

A guy punched himself. He then said ouch.

What's blue and looks like water? Yes.

what did the computer say to the tv? computers are not living there for they cannot talk

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Knock knock Come in

When life gives you lemmons Give lemmons Life

I'm not hungry, so when my mon offered me a pear I said to her "No thanks, I'm not hungry".

If you're head weren't attached to your shoulders... you'd be dead.

what did the girl say after she got hit by a bus, nothing she was dead

Roses are red. Violets are black. Why is ur chest as flat as ur back?

how do you get an old man to fall? tip over his wheelchair

What moos like a cow? Another cow

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas?? - Cancer

why did the kid sit alone at lunch? he had no friends

Why did the man cross the street? Because no cars were coming and he wanted to get to the othher side

What do a grape and an elephant have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Whats white and sticky? Glue.

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

How do you fit 10 dead babies in a bowl? A blender How do you get them out? Chips

Why are some people so good at basketball? Because they are all black.

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