Why did sally fall off the swing? She got her arms cut off. Why did Sally drop her ice cream? She got hit by a truck. Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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once upon a time jess was happy this once upon a time was a very long time ago, BABADOOK !

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what is big round and fat? Your MOM

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http://www.google.com/webhp?doodle=6201726X-hA7spmZ-pmZnpnn__-ynJTMzfAAADUAAAcaZmb9sN8GZmGIzMz9UzM3OmZm2n7__6430pmZuSZmZm___y1yGQYhiElhkGQZBkGYZBiGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGQZBkGITCGQZBkE4hkGQZRkGIUSGIYhkEEhkGUXiGIXkGIXkGIXkGQXiGQXkGQXiGIZhiGIRiGEZhmE5hhGUViGQYRklohkFohkFpBiFpBkFpBkGQYhmEEhmGQYhJIYhlFkhkGQZFg&hl=en&nord=1 For alien signals

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Q:what do you call a black man in a wheel chair? A: a war veteran who accidentally stepped on a land mine while trying to protect his country.

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How do you help a black person find a job ? Tell them places that are hiring.

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what do you get when you cross ruddell with a chicken? still a prick

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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I'm homeless.

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Why can't february march Because april may

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What happens when you tickle a rabid iguana? It bites you and you die.

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A women answers the phone. -"Hello?" -"Yes, hi, have I reached the Smiths?" -"No, you've reached the wrong number" The two women hand up, and continue with their lives.

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What's bloody and has wheels? The Holocaust I lied about the wheels.

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whats better than 10 babies nailed to 1 tree? 1 baby nailed to 10 trees whats better than 1 baby nailed to 10 trees? 10 trees nailed to 1 baby

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Ask me if i'm a serial killer Are you a serial killer? Yes and I killed your family

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A child walked into the bar. He was promptly asked to leave because he was too young.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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Why do they call it "Unsweetened Tea?" Did they put sugar in it and then take it back out again?

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Chuck Norris was once engaged by a woman for whom he had to fight a man to obtain all while doing a mundane activity in an unorthodox manner. He promptly declined for he is married and told the man he only fights for self-defense. He proceeded to put his pants on one leg at a time like everybody else.

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What's worse than having AIDS? A piano falling on your left middle finger.

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taking out the trash... at night

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

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Whats worse than breaking your Xbox? Being raped by your dad.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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