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Why was the boy embarrassed when he opened his parents' bedroom door? Because he had been trying the door for several minutes until he realized he was pushing instead of pulling.

Why did the chicken cross the road? For fitness! ...yeah... nobody laughed when Jonah Hill said it either... awkward

Keanu Reaves

Why was the homeless man lying on the floor? Because he was dead

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Why did they bury the indian at the top of the hill? Because he was dead.

A: "How much rope does it take to hang a baby?" B: "I don't know, how much?" A: "The guy at Home Depot didn't know either."

what did mohammed say to Jesus? nothing they lived in completly different time periods

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Roses are red, but there are also pink, white and yellow varieties Violets aren't blue, they're violet, hence the name I've got OCD And my poetry skills are also lacking.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw him

What did the Canadian Goose say to the Snow Goose? You're white.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? Neither one can ride a bicycle.

Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

Why couldn't the boy watch the R-rated movie? Cuz he was blind.

Have you seen the flock of birds? probably not because they hit a window and all died at impact.

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear!

Why was Johnny so sad His father beat his mother

Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

Why was 6 afraid of 7.... because 7 was black

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay