- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello

whats long hard and full of seamen? a submarine.

Did you hear about the guy that told bad jokes? No.

How do you kill a black man? You cn coz he'll beat you up first

did you hear the one about the elephant with a screwdriver? me neither...

why do elephants have such flat feet.....? from all those damn trees they have been juming out of....

Refridgerator.

Why did Bob stop at the light? Because it was red and not doing so would be illegal.

Vote this down and get DOXED

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! :)

whats got two legs and cant walk a paraplegic

Chris: Hey, want to hear a sad joke? Joe: No, those are mean and offensive.

I was flying in the sky but lost control and crashed. I woke up on the floor.

What did the black kid get for christmas? A wii with duel contollers and a 2 year insurance for it incase it gets robbed or damaged

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

A man walked into his house He saw his wife having an affair with his teenage Gardner

What do a banana and helicopter have in common? Neither is a police officer

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Mr. Krabs lives in bikini bottom (pinch pinch)

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why was the little girl sad? An elephant shat on her face

Two peanuts were walking down the street, one was assaulted, the other was brutally raped.

How do you make a dog say meow? Freeze it and put it through a woodchipper. (MEROWRRRR)

What do you call a deaf-black man that professionally generates maps of the world? A cartographer.

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