How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

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Q: How did the girl in high school become so popular? A: She got pregnant

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2 Men Walk Into A Bar, I Forget The Rest.

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a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

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My mother has chlamydia. That's it.

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What starts with E and ends with lephant? Not giraffe

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A man walks into a bar and sees a depressed looking giraffe. The man says, “Why the long neck?” The giraffe responds, “That’s not the expression.”

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How do you make a plumber cry? You steal his princess

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Q. What did the Muffins say to the man? A. Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects therefore unable to speak.

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Why did the boy's house get destroyed? It was bombed.

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What do you call a white person? Caucasian

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How do you make people run? When someone is behind you, hold the door open and wait.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar. He orders a drink successfully, pays, and leaves. Three weeks later he dies tragically.

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Why was the Jimmy Sad? Because he had Autism.

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Why was the dentist sent to jail? Because he committed a crime.

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A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

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The First National Tree Bank just closed down. Don't worry it started a brand new branch.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What did the boy dog say to the girl dog? Ruff

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Your mom's your dad's wife. Except when she's not.

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What's 6 inches long and 2 inches wide and can drive a woman crazy? Money

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

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What is the differnce between a baby and a watermelon??? One is fun to smash and one is a watermelon

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A man jumped off a bridge. He went bungee jumping with his family and had a great time.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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