- Anti Joke

How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

My neighbor's kid was running around yelling magical spells. I said "Wow, you really want to be like Harry Potter, don't you?". He said "Yes!". So, I killed his parents and locked him under the stairs.

Why does Gandalf have special powers? Because Dumbledore died.

What did the transvestite hooker say when he/she saw a robot fighting a dinosaur? That's strange.

A woman walks into a bar and asks for a duck. The bartender is confused, assumes the women has some sort of mental problem, and treats her nicely, as his sister suffers from Down's Syndrome.

Shaun Sutton Call me: 1-800-tryhard ;)

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

what goes round , and round , and croaks? a blender in a frog.

What does the homosexual arab who plays football who has a best friend called Dave enjoy doing? Playing football.

roses are red violets are red? trees are red!? who the hell cut themselves?

What did the apple say to the orange? Nothing because their both fruits.

What is your favorite color???? My mom I got u s o godd.

17 What did the blondes left leg say to her right leg? Nothing they haven't met yet.

Why are black people so good at basketball? Hard work and dedication

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Presents.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Jews foes it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1...like... I'm confused that you... I mean screwing in a lightbulb isn't that hard.

why'd the Chinese kid die how the hell should i now

Logan's gay

Q: What do you call men at sea? A: Sailors

What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

Ask me if I'm a toaster Are you a toaster? No, I'm a tree.

How do you make seven an even number? You don't, it's impossible.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.