Yo mama is so fat... she died due to type two diabetes.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme But this one doesn't.

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What starts with F and ends with UCK? FUCK

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What kind of shots does John take at night? Insulin, because he's a diabetic.

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A woman walked into a bar. Many men laughed at this unthinkable notion because women belong in the kitchen.

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Rose's are red, violet's are blue. Rose's die and viloets are more purple.

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Bradley is Sexi;P just kidding!!! fatty

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What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

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wanna hear a dirty joke? ...trashcan

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What do you call a black man on the moon? An astronaut.

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What's it called when One Direction wins a Grammy Award? It's never going to happen; so why give it a name?

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how many jews fit in an oven? none, its illegal to put a person in an oven....

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Looking's for free... Touching's for free.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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A black guy and a Puerto Rican are in a car. Who's driving? Most likely one of the two, because if they were not that would be illegal.

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What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

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Under Chuck Norris' beard, there is a chin.

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3 blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The 1 blonde says they're deer tracks. The 2 blonde says they're elk tracks. The 3 blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

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Daniel is a fag

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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A dyslexic man walks into a building labeled, Bra. He then thinks he has found heaven but is suprised when all that is served is beer, not milk.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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