So the priest took the 6 year old boy into the confessional...and He told him to say 3 Hail Mary's.

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Q: What did the mute kid say to his mother ?

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A black, jew, mexican, and american are on the boat. The boat begins to sink. As an idea, they all throw stuff off the boat to try to stay afloat. The black throws off cotton, the jew throws off yamakas, and the mexican throws off sombreros. Then, the american throws off the mexican because there are too many in his country. The mexican drowns. The boat still sinks and the american goes to hell while the other go to heaven.

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Why does Justin Beiber look like a girl? Because he achieved international fame and fortune at a prepubescent age, and has made more money before he turned 18 than most people will in their entire lives.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? "because he had nobody to go with" No because it was dead.

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Why did the black man cross the road? Because he lived an worked on opposite sides of the road, and so consequently needed to cross the road to work, and provide an income for his family, so they could have fresh food, clean water, and have money to pay the bills such as the mortgage so they didnt become poor and homeless, which would inevitably lead to illness and an early death for them all.

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Q: What do you call a dear with no eyes A: Nothing - call an animal cruelty service

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How do you kill a diabetic? Take away their insuline

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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roses are rose, violets are violet, now shut up, you retarded black poet!

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to my house. Knock knock. Who's there? The chicken.

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This Anti-Joke is funny. haha.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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So A guy named Larry walks into a bar and says, Where is your couch?

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Yo momma so stupid, she failed the 2nd grade math

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There's a elf ,a peice of paper, and a pencil. What happens next? The elf writes on the paper.

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Why couldn't the black man support his family? He was the youngest child of 3 and already had a caring and supporting mother and father.

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why did the duck cross the road? because his d**k was stuck in the chickens a**....

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Where's Wally? In a children's book.

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why couldnt hellen keller drive? she was a woman.

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Why does Chuck Norris always know the time? He bought a fancy new watch.

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What's grey and can't swim? A castle.

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