- Anti Joke

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

A hindu and a muslim walk into a bar. They start arguing over their different fundamental religious beliefs and then considering it is an american bar, an american christian extremist quickly shoots them both for being " from that part of the world"

A guy walks into a bar. After only 10 minutes, he leaves. The bar closes in 10 minutes.

Nowadays, aviation is the most secure means of conveyance in the world, but paragliding is not.

Q: What do you call a man from south korea? A: I don't know, but I'm not letting him drive my car.

What did the 80 year old man do to celebrate valentines day with his wife? Nothing, Alzheimer's made him forget about Valentines day.....and that he was married. What did his wife do for Valentines day? Killed herself.

what do you call a masculine female? a post op transexual

How do you confuse a blonde? Inform her that she is an illegitimate child resulting from a vicious, torturous rape and that her mother will never truly love her.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

How do you get a priest out of a tree? Throw a canoe at him.

what do u say to a man walking down the street nothing, u shouldnt talk to strangers

Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not? --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

How do you confuse a Blondel? Tell her there's a demon in her liver

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 took sexual advantage of 9.

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Who is John Galt?

What do you call 10 old black people in a barn? Used farm equipment

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

What was wrong with the tomato? Nothing.

Knock knock, Whos there? Your adopted.

I make it rain on them hoes, By which I mean I masterbate from my third story patio

Why couldn't the blonde have kids? She had Ovarian Cancer.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile