- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man remain calm when the judge passed the death sentence? Because he was in another country and had no connection with the case.

What did the T Rex say to the pterodactyl? ROIRWR!!!

Why did the police officer pull over the black person? He made a traffic infraction.

A horse walked into a bar. The bartender asked, "Why the long face?" The horse said nothing because it doesn't understand human language.

My mom told me I was pretty, I know now that she is a liar.

What did the dead man say? Nothing because dead human beings have no beating heart and do not live so they cannot speak.

Why is it wrong to love your neighbour? You would be loving a dickhead.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Your mom is so poor She will soon have to make the difficult decision whether or not to put you up for adoption

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks him "What will it be tonight?" He then promptly remembers he is on anti-joke.co but is too late to react. The horse has already shit on the floor. This is the fifth time this week that this has happened.

When a Jew with a boner walks into a wall what hits first? It really depends weather his arm or leg is sticking out when he hits the wall. When studying trejectory sciences, you will find out that it will be nearly a 95% chance that his foot will in fact hit the wall first.

How do you get a black guy out of a tree? Kindly ask him to come down.

A psychotic man walks into a pharmacy He buys his weekly medication to control his condition.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

Why did Sally fall of the swing? Because I hit her with a shovel.

why did the boy stay home from school? it was saturday

How do you make a Muslim mad? You burn the Quran.

What's hard, long and full of seamen? an erect penis.

i like my coffee like i like my women... Without a penis

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

What is a light shade of beige? My bedroom wall.

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

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