- Anti Joke

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

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What's worse than dropping a dollar down the drain? Getting a needle shoved up your penis and it scrapes the insides of your balls open so that all of the sperm pours out of your balls and you are screaming in agony and you can never have children in the future.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

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Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

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what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

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R.I.P. Steve Jobs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me John Kasich! Me win Ohio primary!

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What do you call a woman on a bike? A dike

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

Q: How do you make a baby cry? A: Throw a brick at it.

What's the difference between a black man and a bicycle? ( I don't know. ) You're so racist.

What do u call a black guy that sell drugs? A nigga

What did the blind kid that couldn't talk get for Christmas Cancer

a jew, a gay, and an irishman walk int a bar at different times during the span of 5 hours.

Why was the black Jew sad? He had to sit at the back of the oven

A blind guy and a priest walk into a bar

Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Why was the black man driving a plane? because he was a pilot, you racist.

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

Q: What's the hardest part about throwing a baby down the stairs? A: My dick.

How did Goku save his home planet? He didn't.

What colour is chocolate? Brown.