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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

What does a shortstop do when the ball is by third base? He leaves the field to go to the hospital, his little sister just had a heart attack.

How much does a polar bear weigh? About 800 pounds

what does rain do? think of how happy its life was!

guess what What? Apsolutly nothing

Q: What did the kid with no arms get for christmas? A: A set of Legos

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Today I'll wear a hat on my head Instead of a shoe.

What do you think when you see an asian woman behind the wheel of a car? She's very attractive.

Why was the man wearing all white? He was a part of the Ku Klux Kan.

How many squirrels does it take to screw out a light bulb? None because squirrels lack the strength and mind set to screw out a light bulb.

What did the dog say to the astro turf? SHUT UP!! I don't want to here your excuses, put the dishes away when you're done with them or so help me! You see the dog had been abused as a puppy and as a result he was always a bit off.

Bob: Your mama's so fat, she rolled over four quarters and made a dollar! Todd: YOur mama's so fat, here's a picture of her tied up in my basement. Todd wins the insult war.

why did the blond sop at a red light? because it was red.

A man shouts a women crossing the road "Oi, get your rat out love!" So she did, and it savaged his face.

What do Michael Jackson and Donkey Kong have in common? They're both famous.

What's worse than the holocaust? Dropping your biscuit in your cup of tea.

Knock, knock. Who is there? Child services, here to take your children. The following day, there is another knock at the door. Who is there? The police. The woman runs into the kitchen and kills herself.

how do you know if a fish is gay? you ask it

What's a ghost's favorite color? Usually whatever their favorite color was in life.

What do a duck and a tricycle have in common? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

what do you do when you forget to do your math homework? kill your teacher

Every human being has some kind of penis <3

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

Doctor Doctor I think I'm a dog. Sit down on the couch and tell me about it. Ok.

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