- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, the holocaust didn't actually happen, besides I hate jews

justin Beiber is gay. what else is there to say...

What did the bacon say to Sam's eggs? Why are you green?

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? alot of things, worms don't taste that bad.

jack and jill went up the hill to fetch some water , jill ended up bending over and jack ended up touching a blue waffle

What drops its lunch every day? Yo mom

What colour is chocolate? Brown.

How did the marines cross the minefield safely at night? Under a full moon

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

Yo mamma so crazy She chloroformed a 4 year old and put her in her trunk and no one has ever heard of her since.

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Why did Sarah fall of the swing ? Because she had no arms Knock Knock Who's there? Well it cant be sarah

Did you just fall from heaven? If not I'm gonna beat the shit out of you

Why did the man drown in the bath? He was a quadriplegic and couldn't support himself above the water.

There once was an old lady who lived in shoe. She had so many children, her uterus fell out.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because at some point through out the day, it had been relocated to the other side of the road. Since it was feeding time, it needed to return to the chicken coop or else risk death due to starvation.

Where was susie after the explosion? Everywhere

How come Billy can only swim in circles? His right arm and right leg were amputated because he scraped his left arm.

A fat black guy walks into a pet store and asks if he can have a chicken. The cashier says "what do you want a chicken for?" He says " I need to lose weight so I'm hoping to eat its all natural eggs" So the cashier gives him the chicken and the fat black guy lost 50 pounds.

wat is osama bin ladin's favorite sport grenade catch

Knock Knock. Who´s there? Tsu Tsu who? TSUNAMI!!!!!!!

Yo momma so fat, when she sits on a rainbow nothing happens, as rainbows are merely rays of light refracted off of water particles in the air, apparent to humans only on a visible spectrum.

whats worse than a dead baby two dead babies what could be worse than that? constapation

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