How do you stop a group of black guys from fighting? go over to them and ask them politely to stop.

How do you fit 94 jews in a volkswagon? two in the front, three in the back, and 89 in the ash tray

Not a joke.

Did you fall from heaven? Because I seem to notice fractures to your knee, spine and a possible permanent risk of poor posture.

What's 9+ 10?! 19

Whats worse than getting an "F" on a test? Stage diving with a kilt on.

My Muslim friend is always late to everything. We call him 9/12.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

I forgot what i was gonna say

What do you get when you cross bread an eagle, a wolf and shark together? I don't know, but I'm pretty sure it will kill all of us!

Roses are red, Violets are red, you are a liar, oh wait you're not!! MY BACKYARD'S ON FIRE

boner

A man gets pushed in to a pole...

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

A: Knock Knock. B:Whose there? A:Jehovah witness!

What is worse than ending and apple joke in the holocaust? Getting raped by a goat

Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

What do you get when you cross a gay eskimo and a black man? Nothing, as two male humans cannot reproduce.

Hey guess what? What? I have good news and bad news. The bad news is you're mom died. I lied about the good news.

Dyslexia ruels!

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

whats black, dirty, and full of trash? A trash can

Have you ever seen a cowboy chasing boot?

What did the audience watching inception say at the end ................ WAT THE FUK

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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