- Anti Joke

Why did the little girl fall off of the swings? She had no arms... Why couldn't she get up? She had no legs... Why didn't anyone help her up? She had no friends... Why did she die? She landed in a puddle...

Why couldn't the Indian kid read? He got shot in the eye.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

I hate it when I get an erection and it pushes Pluto out of orbit.

What do you call a dog with no legs? A dog.

Q. What has four legs, but can't walk? A. A dog dying of a serious illness...

If I could rearrange the letters of the alphabet.... dklaujeo bnvalue doiandkluq!!

Hey, have you heard the one about the elf and the watermelon? Neither have I.

What is the difference between a Camel And a Strawberry? A strawberry is red.

Why did I kill the Muslim because I'm smart

whats big and green, andif it falls from a tree , it can kill you? a golfcourse

A woman walks out of the kitchen.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was jewish and saw a nickel on the other side

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's the difference between and train carriage and a miscarriage? You can't eat a train carriage!

In retrospect, I was wrong to microwave all those cats.

Why did the man get frustrated searching through a box of forks? He was looking for a spoon.

what did the dog eat for dinner? food.

A seal walks into a club.

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

yo mama is so fat that a kid said to her ' The White Buddha Has Returned'

You know what's worse than finding a worm inside an apple? finding crack, too late to spit it out.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.