What's blue and white and can't climb a tree? A fridge in a denim jacket!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in your penis.

"Oren" Tifa is not around here, besides she does not like you anymore, get lost you wacko!

What do potatoes wear to bed? Potatoes don't sleep and don't wear clothes.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Two dogs are sitting by a fire hydrant. One turns to the other and says absolutely nothing because dogs can't speak.

Why did the bunny cross the road? Because it waited until a car was driving by and then got run over.

why does osama bin ladens death make me happy? because he was the leader of alkida and created many threats to the u.s. thus the death is ending this creating more freedom. (OSAMA LIKES PENIS!!)

A small boy is playing on the sidewalk. Then, he is approached by a black van. The boy gets in the van, and the van drives away. Then, the man driving the van says, "So, how was your day, son?"

run farther?

*DRRRRIN* Finally someone uses the doorbell.

A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

Roses are red..... violets are blue...... I have a gun get in the van

What's green and brown, and if it fell out of a tree on you it would kill you? A billiard table?

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

Trump will make America great again.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What do you call a panda without a head? Dead.

What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you? Run, 'cause she's got a grenade in her mouth!

your life

what did the man say to the other man when he saw a dinosaur look.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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