- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the difference between a tree and a person? Trees don't scream when hit with an axe.

John: Knock knock Jack: Who's there? John: Whale Jack: I don't know a Whale, go away. John violently rips off Jack's cock in becaus he's sick of his shit.

Mary had a little lamb. Then Died.

Whats a difference between an eagle and a tree? They both can fly. Oh yeah, I Iied about the tree.

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Your mom is so fat that she saw a school bus full of white children and , thought "I can hardly even remember a time when my body used to be slim." She now keeps track of her diet and exercises regularly,the result of this has been a weight loss of over 95 pounds.

what did the dog say to the mailman? "hey thanks for the mail" the mailman replies "your welcome"

whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

The Big Bang Theory (the show).

How does a bird grow gills if you're riding a peanut. A fridge.

Why couldn't the man lick his elbows? Because it is scientifically proven that over 98% of humans can not lick their elbows.

I wrote a funny joke.

Gordon Brown smiles.

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

A dyslexic man walked into a bra

Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimers Roses are red

What do lazy asses get for Christmas? Fat

how many tentacles did the mentally retarded octopus have? answer: 8!

What is sticky and smelly - a stick

How do you make a plummer sad? Kill his family.

A pigeon walks into a bar. Someone left the door opened.

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