Q: how do you make a clean naz dance? A: put a lil boogy in it? NOOO SUCK IT!!!

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Q: What did Hitler say to the Rabbi? A: I don't like you.

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Why did the blonde ask the doctor if she should get a new butt? She is insecure about its appearance and believes reconstructive anal surgery is the only solution.

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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What's the best use for a van full of candy? Donating it to an orphanage.

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Q. Why didn't the man tell his girlfriend about his big lottery win? A. Because it was none of her business.

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Bob: What's red and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A red ding-a-ling? Bob: Yes. What's blue and goes ding-a-ling? Trudy: A blue ding-a-ling? Bob: No, they only come in red.

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Poop!!

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I'm typing this one handed... ... Because I'm an amputee.

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What's brown and sticky? Vomit.

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Yo momma so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said "Sorry, No Professionals."

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what did the 14 year old boy get for christmas? nothing because he his sitting in prison for killin his parents and is serving a life sentence.

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What did the Dad say when his daughter murdered everyone Tea you're grounded

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What would u like to drink?

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If your Uncle Jack helped you off an elephant, would you help your Uncle jackoff an elephant? Probably not because it would take more than 3 hands to jack off an elephant P.S. Your Uncle Jack only has 1 hand. Your uncle was on a swing and a clown cut off his hand with an ax

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There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

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Why are Americans so fat? Poor diet and lack of exercise.

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How do u kill somebody You throw a fridge at him

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(Played Basketball for 15 years) I TOLD YOU I'D QUIT WHEN LeBron Gets A RING

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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A man walks into a bar...so what? People do it all the time.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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How did the two friends cross the busy road? They couldn't, because that would be considered jay-walking

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What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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