- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

How many pieces of gum are in 5 gum? 5. i meen 7

What did the Cow say to the Chicken? Nothing animals cant talk

What squirts out of your butt and runs down your leg? Bloody diarrhea.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? It probably saw an animal that it wanted to chase, or a person carrying food, or another dog that it wanted to make friends with.

What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

What if someone sold your socks to a Jew? I would blackflip through the air and shit on his chest.

What do you call a black police officer? The drug dealer's inside man.

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

Jeff

who has a vagina, likes men , soundslike afive year old girl, has some sweet boobies and onlyhas one hair on his little vag? Robert sweeny

What's the difference between Santa clause and the Jews? Santa goes down the chimney

Whats worse than dropping your ice cream cone Your dad having brian cancer

Why did the little boy want to sleep with his parents in their bed on the only night in weeks they'd planned to have sex? His bedroom was on fire.

Why do depressed people like sharp knives? Cause there good for cutting Salad

Do you know why I am excited? I don't know I'm asking you.

yo mama is so old, so old that she was given senior citizen discount at the restaurant.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Why did Steve Jobs step down as CEO of Apple? Because he died.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

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