Whats worse than the Holocaust. A worm in your apple.

I like your hair

Why did the chicken cross the road? WHAT THE HELL DO YOU CARE? LET THE POOR CHICKEN IN PEACE! No, seriously he was going to his mother's funeral.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Paki? Nothing, they're both as bad as each other.

Gay republicans

Customer: Waiter, waiter, there is a fly in my soup! Waiter: Sorry madam.

what better than getting an F on a test? getting an A on a test.

Why do people go on this site? They have no friends and no lives.

whats black and doesnt work? a broken black toaster

What do you call a woman in a kitchen ? There rightful place.

A duck walks ino a bar...... f*ck this sh*t im going to candy land.

Roses are purple violets are green I am color blind shut up

A Matthew walks into a room. Everyone left. This is not a joke

Five people all from different backgrounds get in a car and nobody get's raped.

What do you say to a black couple that just got married? Congratulations

How did the ball fall from the cup? It didn't, it happened to be tied to a string attached to the cup.

Why did the airplane crash into the ocean? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a sheep? something to have sex with.

A man rode into town on friday and left on friday how did he manage this? He stayed for a week

Friend: Do you want to go to the bar or see a movie first? Me: Yes.

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

How did the Muslim blow up? He accidentally left his gas on and after a while sparked up a cigarette.

A Jewish man walks into an ice-cream shop. Using the money he ha eared from his full time job, he orders a chocolate ice-cream in a waffle cone.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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